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Tag: Christmas

Christmas Donner Kebab
November 7, 2017November 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab

Santa's official Twitter account
November 6, 2017November 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Introducing Santa’s Official Twitter Account!

Exclusive Santa Claus interview
November 1, 2017November 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Candid Santa in His Most Revealing Interview Yet!

Christmas Barbie doll presents
October 25, 2017August 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!

Santa's Factory
October 11, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory

A day in the life of Santa Claus
October 5, 2017September 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

Christmas present ideas from Santa
September 28, 2017April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

Father Christmas Exclusive Column
September 19, 2017November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

Santa Exclusive Christmas Column
September 12, 2017September 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

Santa's Exclusive Column 2017
September 4, 2017September 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

Merry Christmas - Santa
December 25, 2016November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!

Santa's factory accident
December 19, 2016December 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!

Santa Claus - Plague Outbreak newsletter
December 12, 2016December 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!

Exclusive Santa Claus Column
November 20, 2016November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas

Santa Claus Column
November 7, 2016November 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

Santa Clause - Exclusive Newsletter
October 26, 2016November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Getting Crazy for the Clauses!

Love Actually - To me you are perfect
December 31, 2015December 31, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Love Actually: “To me, you are perfect” Quote Off Extravaganza!

New Year's Resolutions
December 29, 2015December 30, 2015Mr. Wapojif

10 New Year’s Revolutions You Should Consider!

Santa Claus Newsletter
December 25, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: Official Christmas Newsletter #3

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

December 23, 2015December 23, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!

Santa Claus Column
December 18, 2015October 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: A Minor Nuclear Mishap

Santa Claus Official Column
December 8, 2015November 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter

Hamsters in the wild
December 27, 2014November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Santa Claus
December 21, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column

December 11, 2014January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Reintroducing The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!

December 9, 2013November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Syrian Hamster: The Life & Times

Notes on the Queen's Speech
December 24, 2012August 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Speech: Our Predictions on Ma’am’s Words

Embracing the apocalypse
December 21, 2012August 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Mayan Apocalypse: How to Handle the World’s End

December 20, 2012September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Gravy

An old TV standing against a wall
December 19, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

TV or not TV? Some Notes on Television

A chicken kebab on a grill cooking
December 14, 2012April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Christmas Kebab (yuletide eating fun)

Santa getting stuck up a chimney
December 13, 2012November 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

When Santa Got Stuck up the Chimney: The True Story

Santa Christmas list writing guide
November 28, 2012August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Our Christmas List to Santa Claus: A Writer’s Guide

A Christmas tree surrounded by presents
November 23, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Best Christmas Present Guide Ever: Part #1

A Christmas tree covered in blue lights.
November 22, 2012September 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Ultimate Christmas Tree Guide

April 3, 2012November 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column!

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