10 Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Athlete’s Foot” to the Title

Toy figurines singing Christmas carols
“A boogy, boogy boo.”

Bah, humbug! Christmas is over for another year and we’re here to remember some of the Christmas songs forced upon us.

In other words, we’re here to play around them and RUIN the Christmas carols for 2021. Insert evil laugh. We’re so bloody diabolical.

O Holy Athlete’s Foot

A pair of feet in trainers

Whilst a lot of folks don’t think of feet as holy, some believe they take on new powers once the old athlete bit takes over.

O Come All Ye Athlete’s Foot

A pair of women's feet on a skateboard

Let’s be clear, Christmas is a time for celebration. So, why not celebrate this foot condition at the same time? Centuries of wasted celebrations right there.

O Little Town of Athlete’s Foot

A pair of feet in trainers

This is a lovely little town where everyone has a particular ailment. Nasty, eh?

Athlete’s Foot Came Upon a Midnight Clear

A pair of women's feet on a skateboard

It’s always at the worst times, isn’t it? And on this occasion, it was bang on at 12. How bloody irritating.

Athlete’s Foot to the World

A pair of feet in trainers

Is this issue really a gift for people? To force them to take some time off from mindless exercise to go and do some Christmas carols? Probably.

God Rest Ye Merry Athlete’s Foot, Gentlemen

A pair of women's feet on a skateboard

And here’s further proof of our theory. It’s a good idea to take some rest, no? That way you’re

Hark! The Herald Angel’s Athlete’s Foot

A pair of feet in trainers

Some athlete’s foot is just more special than others. In this case, whoever this dude is. Better not get the lotion out, eh?

Athlete’s Foot in a Manger

A pair of women's feet on a skateboard

One of the worst possible places to get this condition. How are you going to climb out of there? You can’t! Stuck for life.

Jesus Christ the Athlete’s Foot

A pair of feet in trainers

Sometimes it’s just best to have a good old swear about what’s bothering you. Such as with this brilliant Christmas carol that laments the old feet bother.

Ding Dong! Merrily on Athlete’s Foot

A pair of women's feet on a skateboard

Ending on a chirpy note, this uplifting number celebrates the feet issue with a rousing, falsetto sort of thing. Nice!

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