Tag: Cooking
Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic
Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things
FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?
How to Host a Dinner Party
FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?
Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)
FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)
FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?
FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?
Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)
Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)
Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)
Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream
Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)
Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob
Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)
FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?
Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup!
Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)
Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)
Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream!
Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)
Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)
Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)
Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)
Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)
Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)
15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name
Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)
