Tag: Cooking
Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup!
Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)
Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)
Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream!
Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)
Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)
Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)
Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)
Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)
Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)
15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name
Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)
Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?!
Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)
Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)
Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)
Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)
Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea
Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)
TV Shows That Never Were: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Knightmares
Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)
Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)
Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!
Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)
