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Tag: Cooking

A batch of flapjacks (oat bars)
2 days ago May 19, 2022May 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flapjacks: Baked Cereal Bar is Rectangular and Golden

Flake Chocolate bar
1 week ago May 13, 2022May 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flake Chocolate Bar: The Folded Milk Chocolate Oppulence Thing

Pink wafer biscuits
April 22, 2022April 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Pink Wafer Biscuits are the Lightweight Flamboyant Biccies

Jammie Dodgers biscuits pack
April 8, 2022April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jammie Dodgers are Tasty Biscuits With a Jam Filling

Cullen Skink soup by Baxters
April 1, 2022April 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Cullen Skink: Scotland’s Best EVER Soup Dish is Och!

A box of Maltesers
March 25, 2022March 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Maltesers: Ultra-Light Circular Chocolate is a Yes

Garibaldi Biscuits
March 11, 2022March 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Garibaldi Biscuits: This Flies’ Graveyard is a Tasty Snack

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley
March 5, 2022March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley

McVitie's Hobnob biscuits
March 4, 2022February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hobnob Biscuit: Iconic Jumbo Oats Biscuit For Tough People

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

Some random restaurants next to neon lights
February 21, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Random Restaurants: Food Things to Consider (rate my plate!)

A Bourbon biscuit
February 11, 2022February 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Bourbon Biscuits: The Tea Dunking Biscuit Powerhouse

A bag of Bassetts Jelly Babies
February 4, 2022February 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jelly Babies: Squishy Sweets That Resemble Obese Sprogs

Banoffee pie
January 28, 2022January 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Banoffee Pie: Banana Happy Dessert Oozes Portmanteau

Psycho Ken's Cooking Oil Recovery Team
January 27, 2022January 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Psycho Ken’s Cooking Oil Recovery Team [Sponsored Post]

Hula Hoops crisps
January 21, 2022January 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hula Hoops: Hollowed Cylinders Make for Fun Crisps

Pease pudding in a bowl
January 7, 2022December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pease Pudding: Boiled Legumes Dish Resembling Sludge

Stargazy pie with fish poking out of the pie crust
December 31, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Stargazy Pie: Quirky Fish Dish is a Cornish Delight

Heinz Christmas Dinner Big Soup in a tin
December 25, 2021December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Dinner Big Soup: Is This Heinz’s Masterpiece?

Red Leicester cheese from supermarket Iceland
December 23, 2021December 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Red Leicester: Is This Britain’s Greatest Cheese?

A bowl of turmeric with raisins nearby
December 17, 2021December 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Turmeric at Work: Employment Laws For Yellow Aromatic Powder

Fentiman's Dandelion & Burdock drink
December 10, 2021November 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dandelion and Burdock: Distinct Beverage With a Kick

Lucozade the energy drink
December 3, 2021November 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lucozade: The Sporty Fizzy Drink is a British Legend

A can of Camden Town Brewery's Marmite Ale
November 20, 2021November 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Marmite Ale: Lowdown on the Yeast-Based Beer Extravaganza

A collection of digestive biscuits
November 19, 2021March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Digestive Biscuits: Iconic British Snack Perfect For Tea

An assortment of Jaffa Cakes
November 12, 2021November 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jaffa Cakes: Legendary Biscuit-Sized Cakes Own ALL!

A pork pie
October 28, 2021October 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pork Pie: The Legendary Hot or Cold Meat Pie

October 21, 2021October 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bedfordshire Clanger: Gargantuan Pastry Dish Includes Apples

Gastro Obscura book
October 16, 2021October 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gastro Obscura: Food Curiosities From Around the World

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

September 30, 2021October 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Wigan Kebab: Pie Barm With Stodge and Northerness

Carrs Pasties with a pasty barm
September 23, 2021September 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pasty Barm: Stodge Happy Bolton Delicacy is Food

Bread sauce
September 17, 2021September 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bread Sauce: Do You Want Some MORE Bread With That, Mate?

A toy soldier holding a bazooka
September 14, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)

The Forme of Cury book
September 10, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Forme of Cury: England’s First (and most glorious) Cookbook

Buy our pies
September 9, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Portly Paul’s Pathetic Pie Shop [Sponsored Post]

Arctic Roll ice cream dessert
September 3, 2021September 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Arctic Roll: Freezing Dessert Threatens You With Hypothermia

Jam roly-poly served with custard
August 27, 2021August 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jam Roly-Poly: Jolly Dessert That’s Good With Custard

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