Tag: Cooking
Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)
Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)
Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea
Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)
TV Shows That Never Were: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Knightmares
Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)
Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)
Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!
Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)
Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)
Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream
Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”
Exclusive Invention: The Laddler (a ladle and ladder all-in-one)
Exclusive Recipe: Pizza-Zigazig Ah (Spice Girls themed pizza)
Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)
Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)
Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)
Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!
Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches
Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie
Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)
Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!
Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!
Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!
Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)
Exclusive Recipe: Lassi Lasagne!
Exclusive Recipe: The KeBabe (an extremely romantic kebab!)
Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobra (the world’s most dangerous food)
Great Sayings Revisited: Spell the beans
Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!
