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Tag: Cooking

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Chopsticks
January 18, 2019January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: Make Your Eating Elegant in 2019

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Chainsaw cutting a baguette
December 4, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Pomegranate
October 25, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

Noodles
October 23, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

Dinner party
October 9, 2018October 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Host a Dinner Party

Bananas
October 8, 2018October 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

Rye bread
October 1, 2018October 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

Ketchup
September 25, 2018September 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

Soup
August 30, 2018August 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

Hummus
August 24, 2018August 18, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

Carpet
July 31, 2018July 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Peas
July 27, 2018July 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

Ice cream van
July 24, 2018July 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

Mustard and ketchup
July 19, 2018July 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

Frying pan
July 16, 2018July 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)

Hob
July 2, 2018July 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Bread
June 18, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?

Coca-Cola
June 1, 2018May 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup!

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018May 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018May 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one!)

Mustard
April 10, 2018April 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Potato being peeled
April 3, 2018April 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Ice cream
March 23, 2018March 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream!

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018March 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Bridge
March 8, 2018March 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

Horse
February 27, 2018February 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

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