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Tag: Cooking

Soup
August 30, 2018August 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

Hummus
August 24, 2018August 18, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

Carpet
July 31, 2018July 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Peas
July 27, 2018July 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

Ice cream van
July 24, 2018July 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

Mustard and ketchup
July 19, 2018July 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

Frying pan
July 16, 2018July 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)

Hob
July 2, 2018July 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Bread
June 18, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?

Coca-Cola
June 1, 2018May 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup!

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018May 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018May 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one!)

Mustard
April 10, 2018April 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Potato being peeled
April 3, 2018April 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Ice cream
March 23, 2018March 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream!

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018March 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Bridge
March 8, 2018March 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

Horse
February 27, 2018February 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

January 5, 2018December 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

Toilet paper
December 21, 2017December 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name

Ketchup sandwiches
December 7, 2017December 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)

A novel, which could be edible
November 13, 2017November 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)

Is brown bed better than white bread
October 16, 2017October 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?!

Mashed Potato Milkshake
October 10, 2017October 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!

Beans on coasters
October 2, 2017October 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)

Aubergines are good for fashion
September 29, 2017September 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)

Machos - manly nachos for men only
September 18, 2017September 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)

Fetid cheese
September 11, 2017September 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)

Bulbs and noodles make a good mix
September 8, 2017September 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)

Champain
August 31, 2017August 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)

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