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Tag: Cooking

Poorly boiled rice destroys marriages
2 weeks ago January 16, 2023January 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

Tony's Totally Totalitarian Toasters
November 17, 2022November 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

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Dr. Patrick's Potato Psychology Service Ltd.
October 13, 2022October 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

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Garlic breath will destroy your profits
September 6, 2022August 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Garlic in the Workplace: Laws on Foul-Smelling Breath & Cloves

The History of Candyfloss
September 2, 2022September 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Candy Floss (aka cotton candy) ☁️🍭

Lemon history with many lemons
August 26, 2022August 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Lemons 🍋

The Cheese-Based History of Cheesecake
August 19, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheesecake 🧀🍰

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)
August 12, 2022August 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)

The History of Miso Soup
August 5, 2022July 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Miso Soup

The history of la baguette
July 29, 2022July 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of la Baguette 🥖

The History of Popcorn
July 15, 2022July 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Popcorn 🍿

Julie & Julia the 2009 film about Julia Child
July 13, 2022November 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Julie & Julia: Streep and Adams in Food-Based Comedy Drama

The History of Pizza
July 1, 2022July 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Pizza 🍕

The history of houmous
June 24, 2022June 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Hummus (or houmous, if you prefer that)

BBQ employment laws for work
June 21, 2022June 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

The history of cheese
June 17, 2022June 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheese 🧀

The history of sushi
June 10, 2022June 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Sushi 🍣

The History of Burgers
June 3, 2022June 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Greasy History of Burgers (and some other patty facts)

The history of quiche
May 27, 2022May 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Quiche is the French Tart With Pastry & Cheesy Goodness

A batch of flapjacks (oat bars)
May 19, 2022May 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flapjacks: Baked Cereal Bar is Rectangular and Golden

Flake Chocolate bar
May 13, 2022May 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flake Chocolate Bar: The Folded Milk Chocolate Oppulence Thing

Pink wafer biscuits
April 22, 2022April 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Pink Wafer Biscuits are the Lightweight Flamboyant Biccies

Jammie Dodgers biscuits pack
April 8, 2022April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jammie Dodgers are Tasty Biscuits With a Jam Filling

Cullen Skink soup by Baxters
April 1, 2022April 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Cullen Skink: Scotland’s Best EVER Soup Dish is Och!

A box of Maltesers
March 25, 2022March 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Maltesers: Ultra-Light Circular Chocolate is a Yes

Garibaldi Biscuits
March 11, 2022March 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Garibaldi Biscuits: This Flies’ Graveyard is a Tasty Snack

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley
March 5, 2022March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley

McVitie's Hobnob biscuits
March 4, 2022February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hobnob Biscuit: Iconic Jumbo Oats Biscuit For Tough People

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

Some random restaurants next to neon lights
February 21, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Random Restaurants: Food Things to Consider (rate my plate!)

A Bourbon biscuit
February 11, 2022February 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Bourbon Biscuits: The Tea Dunking Biscuit Powerhouse

A bag of Bassetts Jelly Babies
February 4, 2022February 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jelly Babies: Squishy Sweets That Resemble Obese Sprogs

Banoffee pie
January 28, 2022January 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Banoffee Pie: Banana Happy Dessert Oozes Portmanteau

Psycho Ken's Cooking Oil Recovery Team
January 27, 2022January 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

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Hula Hoops crisps
January 21, 2022January 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hula Hoops: Hollowed Cylinders Make for Fun Crisps

Pease pudding in a bowl
January 7, 2022December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pease Pudding: Boiled Legumes Dish Resembling Sludge

Stargazy pie with fish poking out of the pie crust
December 31, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Stargazy Pie: Quirky Fish Dish is a Cornish Delight

Heinz Christmas Dinner Big Soup in a tin
December 25, 2021December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Dinner Big Soup: Is This Heinz’s Masterpiece?

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