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Tag: Cooking

An egg and mayonnaise bun
1 day ago April 23, 2019April 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

A cake with strawberries
5 days ago April 19, 2019April 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Chips
1 week ago April 17, 2019April 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Crisps (Potato Chips): How Are They Made?

Instant noodles
April 9, 2019April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?

Cement
March 25, 2019March 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread

An assortment of potatoes
March 18, 2019March 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Pumpkin pie
March 4, 2019March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Chopsticks
January 18, 2019January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: Make Your Eating Elegant in 2019

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Chainsaw cutting a baguette
December 4, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Pomegranate
October 25, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

Noodles
October 23, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

Dinner party
October 9, 2018October 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Host a Dinner Party

Bananas
October 8, 2018October 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

Rye bread
October 1, 2018October 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

Ketchup
September 25, 2018September 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

Soup
August 30, 2018August 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

Hummus
August 24, 2018August 18, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

Carpet
July 31, 2018July 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Peas
July 27, 2018July 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

Ice cream van
July 24, 2018July 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

Mustard and ketchup
July 19, 2018July 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

Frying pan
July 16, 2018July 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)

Hob
July 2, 2018July 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Bread
June 18, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?

Coca-Cola
June 1, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018May 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)

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