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Tag: Cooking

A whistle on a kettle
February 18, 2020February 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)

Tin Can Cook by Jack Monroe
February 15, 2020March 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tin Can Cook by Jack Monroe

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

Marmite on toast
January 16, 2020April 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Marmite: How is it Made?

Baked beans
September 24, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How Are Baked Beans Made?

Beyond Burger
August 16, 2019February 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Beyond Burger: Cooking Up This Vegan Thing

Tomato sauce on a spoon
July 18, 2019July 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chimichurri & Chim Chim Cher-ee Sauce

June 4, 2019June 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Gyōza: Saying “Hell Yeah!” To This Eastern Delicacy

Soy Sauce
June 3, 2019June 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

A toothbrush and toothpaste
May 30, 2019May 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?

Butter
May 2, 2019May 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Age is butter number

Scones
April 25, 2019April 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Scones

An egg and mayonnaise bun
April 23, 2019April 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019April 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Chips
April 17, 2019April 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Crisps (Potato Chips): How Are They Made?

Instant noodles
April 9, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?

Cement
March 25, 2019March 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread

An assortment of potatoes
March 18, 2019March 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Pumpkin pie
March 4, 2019November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Chopsticks
January 18, 2019January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: Make Your Eating Elegant in 2019

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Chainsaw cutting a baguette
December 4, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Pomegranate
October 25, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

Noodles
October 23, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

Dinner party
October 9, 2018October 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Host a Dinner Party

Bananas
October 8, 2018October 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

Rye bread
October 1, 2018October 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

Ketchup
September 25, 2018September 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

Soup
August 30, 2018August 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

Hummus
August 24, 2018August 18, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

Carpet
July 31, 2018July 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Peas
July 27, 2018July 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

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