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War and Peas the book
February 26, 2024February 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

War and Peas: Great Books That Never Were 🫛💥

The Age of Raisins joke book adaptation of Sartre
January 23, 2024January 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Raisins: Great Books That Never Were

Addicted to picnics
December 4, 2023December 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “HELP! I’m addicted to picnics!” 🧺

The Automat documentary film with Mel Brooks
November 15, 2023November 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Automat: Mel Brooks & Coin-Operated Vending Machines

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd.
October 26, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The Komodo Dragon Café
September 28, 2023September 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Komodo Dragon Café [Sponsored Post]

A meeting to discuss eating onions at work
September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Onions at Work Laws for Employers 🧅

Christmas Noodles
September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Noodles Frenzy 🎅🍜

The history of moules et frites
September 5, 2023September 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Moules et frites 🍲🍟

Venba the Indian food game
September 3, 2023August 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Venba: Storybook Indian Food Cooking Game Goodness

Eating during a meeting is very popular
September 1, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating During Meetings: Embrace it as the New Norm

A brief history of Jiaozi
August 18, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Jiaozi (餃子) 🇨🇳

The History of Pitta Bread
July 28, 2023July 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Pitta Bread

A brief history of chopsticks
July 7, 2023July 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Chopsticks🥢

The sin of desk eating
July 4, 2023July 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Desk Eating: Employment Laws on Hunger-Based Insubordination

Ryan's Ridiculous Ready Meals
June 1, 2023June 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Ridiculous Ready Meals [Sponsored Post]

Boiled egg enterprises Ltd.
May 18, 2023May 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The History of the Tomato
May 5, 2023May 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of the Tomato 🍅

Mozzarella History
April 28, 2023April 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Mozzarella

A brief history of noodles
April 14, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Noodles 🍜

Pineapple on Pizza the video game
April 2, 2023April 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pineapple on Pizza: Can a Video Game Convey a Flavour!?

A brief history of frog legs
March 31, 2023March 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Frog Legs (cuisses de grenouille) 🐸

Pam's Purple Porridge
March 9, 2023March 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pam’s Purple Porridge [Sponsored Post]

The History of Soup
March 3, 2023March 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Soup 🥫

A History of Mochi
February 24, 2023February 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mochi (餅): Kawaii Japanese Rice Cakes

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts)
February 17, 2023February 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts) 🍩

Death & Noodles funeral parlour
February 16, 2023February 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Death & Noodles Afterlife Bar [Sponsored Post]

Poorly boiled rice destroys marriages
January 16, 2023January 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

Tony's Totally Totalitarian Toasters
November 17, 2022November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Totally Totalitarian Toasters [Sponsored Post]

Dr. Patrick's Potato Psychology Service Ltd.
October 13, 2022October 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Patrick’s Potato Psychology Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Garlic breath will destroy your profits
September 6, 2022August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Garlic in the Workplace: Laws on Foul-Smelling Breath & Cloves

The History of Candyfloss
September 2, 2022September 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Candy Floss (aka cotton candy) ☁️🍭

Lemon history with many lemons
August 26, 2022August 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Lemons 🍋

The Cheese-Based History of Cheesecake
August 19, 2022September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheesecake 🧀🍰

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)
August 12, 2022August 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)

The History of Miso Soup
August 5, 2022July 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Miso Soup

The history of la baguette
July 29, 2022July 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of la Baguette 🥖

The History of Popcorn
July 15, 2022July 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Popcorn 🍿

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