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Short Story: Full Verbal Transcript

The Atrocity Exhibition by J.G. Ballard
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The Atrocity Exhibition by J.G. Ballard

Hands upon hands and fingers
December 30, 2020December 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Personal Arguments of Mr. Armleg Fistfoot [Unfinished]

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March 6, 2019May 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Hoot, owls hoot

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December 1, 2015December 1, 2015Mr. Wapojif

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Nikolai Gogol Petersburg Tales
October 24, 2015January 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Petersburg Tales by Nikolai Gogol

January 31, 2014January 31, 2014Mr. Wapojif

How To Write Proper!

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