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Tag: Doors

Door
June 15, 2018June 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Dooreen (a door for people called Doreen)

Didgeridoo
December 15, 2017December 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

A bull
November 28, 2017November 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Doorbull (a bull who replaces your doorbell)

Door Candles
February 17, 2017February 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Door Candle (a warmer door handle)

Door handle problems
June 9, 2016June 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Door Handle

March 6, 2012April 14, 2020Truman Trumanson

Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet

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