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Tag: Doors

Door
June 15, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Dooreen (a door for people called Doreen)

Didgeridoo
December 15, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

A bull
November 28, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Doorbull (a bull who replaces your doorbell)

Door Candles
February 17, 2017November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Door Candle (a warmer door handle)

Door handle problems
June 9, 2016June 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Door Handle

March 6, 2012November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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