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Tag: E.T

Socket
June 8, 2018June 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

E.T.
December 1, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

“E.T. phone home” Quote Off Extravaganza

October 27, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: New Interpretations of Cinema’s Classics

E.T. Atari 2600 video game
September 16, 2012February 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

E.T. the Video Game: The Amazingly Diabolical True Story

Scenes from classic movies from Hollywood
June 4, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Classic Film Quotes Altered For The Best

Aliens saying "Hello!" with a person in a spacesuit
May 26, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Make Friends With An Alien (with soup)

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