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A man refusing to take directions from his girlfriend
2 days ago June 6, 2023June 6, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to ask for directions”

The male underpants skidmark dilemma
May 15, 2023June 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s gross skidmark dilemma”

Mist World Beauty Competition
May 4, 2023May 1, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mist World Beauty Competition [Sponsored Post]

Queen of Speed the Michèle Mouton story
April 19, 2023April 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Queen of Speed: Celebrating Rallying Ace Michèle Mouton

Master body language to date women
April 10, 2023April 11, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What’s good body language in dating, mate?”

When your husband turns into a zombie
April 4, 2023April 4, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s turned into a zombie. What do I do?”

A wife stealing of her husband's plate during a romantic meal
March 28, 2023March 25, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The wife keeps eating off MY plate!!!”

Lonely Hearts Column 2023 Men Seeking Women
January 3, 2023January 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

Men shaving should be illegal
June 28, 2022June 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband doesn’t clean the sink after shaving!”

Men wearing shorts during the summer
May 23, 2022May 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop men wearing shorts this summer!?”

The curtsy in the workplace
May 20, 2022May 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Curtsying at Work: The How, Why, and When of the Polite Bob

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

A love heart on a keyboard enter key
January 10, 2022January 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Men Seeking Women

A grimacing face anger emoji
January 6, 2022December 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You’d be prettier if you smiled” Guys Keep Saying

A woman with purple hair doing chat up lines on a phone
September 20, 2021September 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”

A man in a man cave
July 6, 2021July 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has a man cave and it’s gross!”

April 17, 2021April 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Beyond the Visible—Hilma af Klint: Story of the Mysterious Artist

A cartoon woman holding in a magnet to draw in men.
February 9, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020December 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

An eyeball of a man jealous of a couple kissing
December 18, 2020January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020December 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

A woman laughing.
September 28, 2020September 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My wife’s laugh really annoys me!”

Hour of the Star by Clarice Lispector
September 19, 2020September 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hour of the Star by Clarice Lispector

A man saying he itches a lot
September 14, 2020September 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband itches himself at embarrassing times!”

A Reply Guy sitting behind his Apple Mac computer.
September 11, 2020September 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Reply Guys: Documenting This Responsive Online Craze

A hypermasculine muscular arm
August 13, 2020August 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hypermasculinity: How to Exert Your Superiority

A bathtub with a plughole
August 10, 2020July 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”

A giant foot with toenails about to stamp on idyllic countryside
August 4, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s toenail clippings are a deal breaker!”

A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

A man holding his hands out to crack his knuckles
July 20, 2020July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Knuckle cracking… how do I make my husband stop?!”

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

An unmade bed in the dark
June 29, 2020September 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps wetting the bed!”

A man dressed like a geezer
June 18, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend keeps saying ‘Oi oi!’ and he can’t stop!”

A man spitting out a lot of water in the countryside
June 12, 2020August 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps spitting in public!”

Persepolis 1 and 2 by Marjane Satrapi
June 6, 2020June 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi

A man getting upset and crying a bit with his nose on show
June 5, 2020June 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”

A bad boy living by his own rules
May 19, 2020November 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a bad boy and play by my own rules!”

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