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Tag: Feminism

Cement mixer
7 days ago January 17, 2019January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

A woman in a wedding dress
1 week ago January 15, 2019January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

A couple flirting
January 4, 2019January 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

Online dating
January 2, 2019December 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer
December 22, 2018December 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer

Angry face
October 19, 2018October 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

The Piano
June 27, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Piano: 25th Anniversary Review & Film Festival News

Man
March 9, 2018March 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Envelope
February 13, 2018February 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Envebloke (an envelope for men only)

Woman online dating
January 16, 2018January 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018January 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

Love and relationships - outgrowing your boyfriend
January 12, 2018January 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

How to tell if your wife is insane
September 15, 2017September 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”

Is my husband a robot?
September 7, 2017January 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”

Fire extinguisher fetish
September 1, 2017September 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”

How to avoid being friend zoned
August 9, 2017August 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”

Ditch that zero and find yourself a hero - like Superman
August 4, 2017August 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I ditch this zero and find myself a hero?!”

The best chat up lines for men
July 10, 2017July 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”

A Very Easy Death - Simone de Beauvoir
July 1, 2017December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

A Very Easy Death by Simone de Beauvoir

Why can't I use mankind in conversation
June 26, 2017June 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”

Snowflake generation
June 12, 2017June 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”

The first woman on Mars
June 5, 2017June 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”

Mansplaining
June 1, 2017May 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”

The problem with manspreading
April 14, 2017April 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps manspreading!”

The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir
April 8, 2017January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir

Why bad boys are popular with women
March 27, 2017March 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!

The Woman Destroyed by Simone de Beauvoir
March 25, 2017January 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Woman Destroyed by Simone de Beauvoir

How to be ladylike
March 16, 2017March 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My girlfriend isn’t ladylike… AT ALL!”

Men with hairy backs - solutions
March 7, 2017March 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

The male gaze
February 28, 2017February 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps staring at other women!”

Valentine's Day problems
February 14, 2017February 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”

How do I get a guy's attention
January 31, 2017January 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I get this fit bloke’s attention?!”

Online dating for men in 2017
January 27, 2017January 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men

Lonely hearts column - online dating 2017
January 25, 2017January 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2017: Men Seeking Women

How to chat up hot birds
January 19, 2017January 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m having problems chatting up hot birds!”

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