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October 28, 2022October 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Cantankerous Christmas Confusion

Punch's satirical picture of a Victorian-era crinoline
December 22, 2020February 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Crinolines: Disturbing History of Victorian Era Petticoats & Skirts

The Fire Alarm Belt
September 14, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

Fire extinguisher fetish
September 1, 2017September 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”

Door Candles
February 17, 2017November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Door Candle (a warmer door handle)

Who invented the flamethrower
May 17, 2016May 17, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Flamethrower: Who Invented It & What Are Its Modern Uses?

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