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Tag: Government

A shark leaping out of the water on a beach near two human runners
April 6, 2020April 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

Bananas
October 8, 2018October 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

Government plans mint plans
May 19, 2017May 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms

June 14, 2015June 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Aren’t There Three Es In “Trees”?

August 22, 2014November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Has The British Government Bugged Our Hamster?

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

January 29, 2013January 29, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Taxing Fizzy Drinks?!?! The Public Responds!

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