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Tag: heat

Closed due to a UK heatwave
June 23, 2026June 23, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

WE ARE CLOSED DUE TO UK HEATWAVE CRISIS 🥵🔥🥵

A sunburned man grimacing in front of an England flag
June 22, 2026June 23, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Geezer Guide to Heatwaves in England ☀️🍻👊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Men and heatwave underpants
May 25, 2026May 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband in his underwear in a heatwave…” ☀️🩲

A male employee sweating while working in a very hot office during the summer
May 28, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Summer at Work: How to Handle the Hot Months 😎🌞☀️

Heatwave Haiku special
July 22, 2022July 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Heatwave Haiku: Perspiration and Poetry 🥵

A chef creating a wall of flames whilst cooking
June 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)

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