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Tag: Humor

Dumb Bubble Gum
May 16, 2024May 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Gullible Travels the book
May 14, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Gullible Travels: Great Books That Never Were ๐ŸŒ

Baby's first word is brobdingnagian
May 13, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My baby’s first word was brobdingnagian… what does this mean?!” ๐Ÿ‘ผ

Couch potato of a husband in denial
May 6, 2024May 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a couch potato…” ๐Ÿฅ”

The Big Sheep novel about a giant sheep
May 3, 2024May 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Sheep: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ‘

The sneezing security guard
May 2, 2024May 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Sneezing Security Guard ๐Ÿคง [Sponsored Post]

Pearl the 2022 horror film
May 1, 2024April 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pearl: Excellent Psychological Horror With Dancing ๐Ÿช“๐Ÿ’ƒ

A manager with a mullet in a corporate working environment
April 30, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mullets at Work: The Laws Regarding Hairdo Abominations

When a husband grows a terrible mullet it looks like this
April 29, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has grown a mullet…” ๐Ÿ’ˆ

April 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Daily Disaster: The Celeb Cellulite (and news) Tabloid ๐Ÿ“ฐ [Sponsored Post]

Bottom Exposed the documentary about the sitcom Bottom
April 24, 2024April 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bottom Exposed: Moving Tribute to Cult Classic Sitcom ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฉฒ๐Ÿ‘Š

Madame Bovril the book
April 23, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovril: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ‘—

The husband obsessed with melting lots of cheese
April 22, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with melting cheese!” ๐Ÿง€

ยฃ19.84 the novel
April 19, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

ยฃ19.84: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ’ธ

The Angriest Man of the Year Competition
April 18, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Angriest Man of the Year Competition 2024 [Sponsored Post]

April 17, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #12: Battle of the Conversational Fillers ๐Ÿ’ฌ

A woman swearing at work during a meeting
April 16, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing at Work: How to Control Workplace Profanity (You SOB) ๐Ÿคฌ

A man has ripped his top off in England due to the first hint of sunlight
April 15, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! First Hint of Spring and Horde of British Men Rip Tops Off ๐ŸŒž

Withering Fights the novel
April 12, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Withering Fights: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ‘Šโšฝ

The Woke Mop designed to DESTROY the woke mob
April 11, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Woke Mop: To Wipe Away the Wokeness Stain on Society [Sponsored Post] ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

A man with stubble that makes for a black pepper substitute
April 9, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is selling stubble as ‘black pepper’!” ๐Ÿ’ฐ

April 8, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Baked Beans Bazooka (and/or cannon) ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฃ

The Convict Choir with a line of singing hardened criminals
April 4, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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A lot of jam for when a husband starts a jam business
April 2, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has started a jam business!” ๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿ“

April 1, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Potato Art Exhibition Ends in Riots ๐Ÿฅ”๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ”ฅ

March 29, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wearing Dressing Gowns at Work (Austere Business Guide) ๐Ÿ˜‘

March 27, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #10: Jupiter Arguing With Asteroids ๐ŸŒŒโ˜„๏ธ

March 26, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband eats too many instant noodles!” ๐Ÿœ

Black pepper health horror
March 22, 2024March 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What’s a lethal dose of black pepper?” ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿค•

March 21, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Giraffe Gym: Very High Ceilings for Draconian Health & Safety ๐Ÿฆ’๐Ÿ‹ [Sponsored Post]

Notes on a Sandal book
March 19, 2024March 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on a Sandal: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿฉด

March 18, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Beans Riots ERUPT in London ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŒ‹

March 15, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Balloons at Work: The Greatest Threat to Democracy As We Know It ๐ŸŽˆ

The Artificial Stupidity Chabot
March 14, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Download the Artificial Stupidity Chatbot (ASC) ๐Ÿ˜ [Sponsored Post]

The Secret Beer Garden novel
March 12, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Beer Garden: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒณ

Should men wearing bobble hats be made illegal
March 11, 2024March 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband wear bobble hats!?” ๐ŸŸฃ

Cricket Through the Ages video game
March 10, 2024March 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cricket Through the Ages: Silly Physics-Based Historical Record ๐Ÿ

The Loudest Library in the World
March 7, 2024March 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

THE LOUD LIBRARY: NOW HIRING!!! [Sponsored Post] ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ข

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