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Tag: Humor

Decompression the TV series
June 13, 2023June 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Decompression: Succession Spin-Off With Deep Sea Diving

Real men only need to sleep on a mattress on the floor
June 12, 2023June 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend sleeps on a mattress on the floor… why?!”

The Manly Guide to Women at Work
June 9, 2023June 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Women at Work: How to Manage Working Women at the Workplace

VIBee - Very Important Bee Services
June 8, 2023June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

VIB: Very Important Bee Services for Businesses [Sponsored Post]

A man refusing to take directions from his girlfriend
June 6, 2023June 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to ask for directions”

The Zombie Archers soap opera
June 5, 2023June 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Zombie Archers: Inane Soap Opera With Putrid Flesh Eating

A woman wearing high heels at work, potentially bankrupting the businesses
June 2, 2023June 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

High Heels at Work: Employment Laws on Artificially Taller Women

Ryan's Ridiculous Ready Meals
June 1, 2023June 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Ridiculous Ready Meals [Sponsored Post]

Lovely Jubbly the album by grunge band The Pedestrians
May 30, 2023May 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Pedestrians: Grunge Rockers Go Upbeat in Lovely Jubbly

Belly button fluff will send you straight to hell
May 29, 2023May 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is there a CURE for male belly button fluff!?”

Earth in prison after being sued
May 26, 2023May 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #21: Earth Sued Due to Aliens in Movies

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service
May 25, 2023May 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service [Sponsored Post]

A magpie squawking about magpies at work
May 23, 2023May 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Magpies at Work: Laws Regarding Corvidae Family Birds & Business

A couple being love bombed by bombs
May 22, 2023May 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband takes ‘love bombing’ literally…”

Boiled egg enterprises Ltd.
May 18, 2023May 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Peter Kay live at Bolton 2003
May 17, 2023May 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Peter Kay: The North West’s Observational Comedy Wonder

Predator film 1987
May 16, 2023February 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “Dillon! You son of a bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The male underpants skidmark dilemma
May 15, 2023June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s gross skidmark dilemma”

The Adventures of Vlad the Impaler
May 13, 2023May 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Google Bard Stories: The Adventures of Vlad the Impaler

The perils of hiccupping at work
May 12, 2023May 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hiccupping at Work: Guide to Involuntary Diaphragm Spasms

The Super Grrrrrrrrrrr Arm Wrestling Contest
May 11, 2023May 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Super Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Macho Arm Wrestling Contest [Sponsored Post]

Will and Space the TV show
May 9, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Will & Space: Friendship Sitcom With Remorseless Bleakness

The Worst Man at a wedding, throwing up near the happy couple
May 8, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I was the WORST MAN at my mate’s wedding!”

Mist World Beauty Competition
May 4, 2023May 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mist World Beauty Competition [Sponsored Post]

Spluttering at work is a serious problem
May 2, 2023May 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spluttering at Work: Employment Laws on a Series of Short Noises

Robot is a best man at a wedding
May 1, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best man is a ROBOT!”

Nigel's Needles - the happiest needles in the land
April 27, 2023April 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Nigel’s Needles: The Happiest Needles in the Land [Sponsored Post]

April 22, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Quint and Hooper

BOdorant smells
April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

BOdorant: Winner of 2022’s Stench of the Year [Sponsored Post]

On the nature of workplace gossiping
April 18, 2023April 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gossiping at Work: Rules Regarding Chatting Tittle-Tattle

An older woman with food stuck in her teeth on a date
April 17, 2023April 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Spinach keeps getting stuck in my teeth on dates!”

Public Lavatory Inspections Ltd.
April 13, 2023April 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Public Lavatory Inspections Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The delights of backstabbing at work
April 11, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Backstabbing at Work is a Business Productivity Booster

Master body language to date women
April 10, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What’s good body language in dating, mate?”

Team building builds your team
April 7, 2023April 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Team Building Exercises Motivate Your Worthless Employees

Paperboy Enterprises Ltd.
April 6, 2023April 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Paperboy Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

When your husband turns into a zombie
April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s turned into a zombie. What do I do?”

Hit Singles Ruined by Adding Bees to the Title
April 3, 2023April 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

20 Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Bees” to the Title

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