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Tag: Metroidvania

Haiku, the Robot
May 1, 2022May 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haiku, the Robot is Glorious Mechanical Metroidvania Action

Metroid Dread
October 17, 2021October 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Metroid Dread: A Total Beast of a Metroidvania

Axiom Verge 2
August 15, 2021August 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Axiom Verge 2: Reality Defying Sequel is Here With Snow

Iconoclasts the indie game
January 3, 2021January 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Iconoclasts: Fun 2D Romp a Bit Like Mischief Makers

Carrion
August 2, 2020August 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Carrion: Creepy Reverse Body Horror Monster Majigger

Ori and the Will of the Wisps
March 15, 2020August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ori and the Will of the Wisps: The Masterpiece of a Sequel

Dead Cells - The Bad Seed DLC
February 16, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dead Cells: The Bad Seed—DLC for an Indie Game Classic

Blasphemous the Metroidvania game
November 10, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Blasphemous: A “Hell Yeah!!” of a Metroidvania!!

Ori and the Blind Forest on the Nintendo Switch
September 29, 2019March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ori and the Blind Forest: Indie Masterpiece is on the Switch

Supraland
July 7, 2019July 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Supraland: Charming Sandbox Adventure That’ll Make You Swoon

Gato Roboto
June 2, 2019June 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Gato Roboto: Epic Little Cat-Happy Robo Adventure

Dead Cells
August 19, 2018April 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dead Cells: It’s Here & It’s Not Dead

Hollow Knight
July 1, 2018February 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hollow Knight: Macabre Indie Epic Hits The Nintendo Switch

Yoku's Island Express
June 3, 2018February 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Yoku’s Island Express: Super Charming Pinballvania Indie Fun

The 10 Best 2D Platformers - Ori and the Blind Forest
February 26, 2017August 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The 30 Best Modern 2D Platformers (2022 Guide)

Axiom Verge
April 3, 2016March 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Axiom Verge: The Metroidvania Sci-Fi Masterpiece

SteamWorld Dig
May 21, 2015April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

SteamWorld Dig: Speedrunning Indie Brilliance

Teslagrad
February 17, 2015November 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad: Soviet-Era Indie Game Brilliance

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