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Tag: Metroidvania

Teslagrad 2
April 30, 2023May 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad 2: The Electromagnetic Steampunk Sequel

Teslagrad Remastered
April 30, 2023April 30, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad Remastered: Returning to the Metroidvania Gem

Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
April 9, 2023April 9, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight is a Mini-Gem

Dust: An Elysian Tail
April 9, 2023April 9, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Dust: An Elysian Tail Has it All (i.e. anthropomorphic animals)

Metroid II: Return of Samus on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Metroid II: Return of Samus—Game Boy Romp is Mediocre

Owlboy the indie game
February 12, 2023February 12, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting Owlboy (an indie game masterpiece)

Shrubnaut the mini-Metroidvania
January 29, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Shrubnaut: Cute Mini-Metroidvania With Shrubberies

Ghost Song the indie game
November 6, 2022November 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ghost Song: Exploration Galore in Melancholic Metroidvania Gem

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth
November 6, 2022November 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth is V. Good

Haiku, the Robot
May 1, 2022May 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haiku, the Robot is Glorious Mechanical Metroidvania Action

Metroid Dread
October 17, 2021October 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Metroid Dread: A Total Beast of a Metroidvania

Axiom Verge 2
August 15, 2021August 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Axiom Verge 2: Reality Defying Sequel is Here With Snow

Iconoclasts the indie game
January 3, 2021January 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Iconoclasts: Fun 2D Romp a Bit Like Mischief Makers

Carrion
August 2, 2020August 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Carrion: Creepy Reverse Body Horror Monster Majigger

Ori and the Will of the Wisps
March 15, 2020August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ori and the Will of the Wisps: The Masterpiece of a Sequel

Dead Cells - The Bad Seed DLC
February 16, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dead Cells: The Bad Seed—DLC for an Indie Game Classic

Blasphemous the Metroidvania game
November 10, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Blasphemous: A “Hell Yeah!!” of a Metroidvania!!

Ori and the Blind Forest on the Nintendo Switch
September 29, 2019March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ori and the Blind Forest: Indie Masterpiece is on the Switch

Supraland
July 7, 2019July 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Supraland: Charming Sandbox Adventure That’ll Make You Swoon

Gato Roboto
June 2, 2019June 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Gato Roboto: Epic Little Cat-Happy Robo Adventure

Dead Cells
August 19, 2018April 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dead Cells: It’s Here & It’s Not Dead

Hollow Knight
July 1, 2018February 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hollow Knight: Macabre Indie Epic Hits The Nintendo Switch

Yoku's Island Express
June 3, 2018February 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Yoku’s Island Express: Super Charming Pinballvania Indie Fun

The 10 Best 2D Platformers - Ori and the Blind Forest
February 26, 2017January 4, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The 50 Best Modern 2D Platformers (2023 Guide)

Axiom Verge
April 3, 2016March 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Axiom Verge: The Metroidvania Sci-Fi Masterpiece

SteamWorld Dig
May 21, 2015April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

SteamWorld Dig: Speedrunning Indie Brilliance

Teslagrad
February 17, 2015November 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad: Soviet-Era Indie Game Brilliance

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