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Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell
June 18, 2022June 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell

Egor's Equity Release Emporium (and chippy)
August 26, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Egor’s Equity Release Emporium (& Chippy) [Sponsored Post]

A batch of US dollar notes
July 7, 2020July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend wants to rob a bank!”

Gazillionaire
February 9, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gazillionaire: Get Good at Deep Space Trading Shenanigans

Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bergman
February 2, 2019February 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bregman

How to get a loan
January 4, 2017December 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Financial Advice: 5 Tips on How to Secure a Loan (semi-legally)

Monopoly in stereo
December 13, 2016November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Stereopoly (for a better sounding Monopoly)

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April 7, 2016April 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

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I patiently waited MONTHS to record this incredible reversal feat from Murray. Top drawer! The manoeuvre consists of three stages: 1) Extreme reversal commences. 2) Trajectory shift accommodating for 180 degree turn. 3) Hamster spin cycle upon arrival. The hamster has landed. 🐹 #hamster #hamsters #hamsterlove #hamstergram #hamsterlife #hamsterlover #cutepets #hamstersofinsta
Spot the cute little bastard! He’s been warned about sleeping on the job. Work hard and you shall succeed! Laziness will tank the economy, Murray. Not fit to be PM, this one. 🐹 #hamster #hamsters #hamstergram #hamsterlove #hamsterlover #hamstersleeping #cute #cutepets
😐 Think that’s a Manc record. Now let’s get back to the 🌧 and all that, pretty please. #Manchester #heatwaveuk #heatwave #hot #citylife ☀️ 🌞
There it is, Manchester! Never in my life… what are you playing at?! 🥵🌞☀️ #Manchester #manchesterweather #citylife #heatwave #heatwaveuk #heatwaves
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