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Tag: Novels

A line of novels by Goethe
April 24, 2020April 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Classic Novels Ruined by Adding “Gertrude” Into the Title

The Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Sinner - James Hogg
April 29, 2017January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Private Memoirs & Confessions of a Justified Sinner

A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
January 28, 2017January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

Penguin Lost by Andrey Kurkov
November 19, 2016January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Penguin Lost by Andrey Kurkov

One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
October 22, 2016January 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Moonshake Books
July 30, 2016July 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Moonshake Books: Groovy Book Reviews on Stuff you Should Read

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January 2, 2016January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

e by Matt Beaumont

The 13 and a Half Lives of Captain Bluebear
December 27, 2015April 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear by Walter Moers

Death and the Penguin - Andrey Kurkov
May 2, 2015January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Death and the Penguin by Andrey Kurkov

A man writing really, really well
January 31, 2014August 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

How To Write Proper: Your Guide to Writing Really, Really Well

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September 29, 2012February 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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