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Tag: Ocean

All the greatest kelp hits
May 31, 2022May 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Kelp” Into the Title

Subnautica
November 8, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Subnautica: Beautiful Water-Based Survival Romp

All is Lost starring Robert Redford.
September 16, 2020September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

All is Lost: Gem of a Survival Drama With Robert Redford

Jurassic Park on the SNES
August 16, 2020December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: SNES Adaptation is Roar (Real) Decent

Spume Island location
May 28, 2020May 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Spume Island: The Best Island in the World

Return of the Obra Dinn
June 16, 2019June 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Return of the Obra Dinn: Unique Sea Shanty of an Indie Game

Wave Race 64
June 2, 2019June 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Wave Race 64: Classic Nintendo Racer With Water In It

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
January 27, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker is Just Super

The Sea, the Sea
December 1, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Sea, The Sea by Iris Murdoch

ABZÛ
August 26, 2018March 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

ABZÛ: Breathtaking Oceanic Romp With Fishies & An Orchestra

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