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Fingers on a hand hanging out in a moment of love.
October 19, 2020October 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Raising a Pinky Finger When Drinking: Why Do We Do That?

A psychotic young boy holding a bloodstained axe
March 26, 2020March 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh
March 14, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh

39 Days to Mars
December 15, 2019January 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

39 Days to Mars: Spiffing Space Steampunk Puzzler

John Bercow - Order t-shirt
April 12, 2019April 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Order! The Very Best of John Bercow Shouting

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

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Another Friday, another haul of #Marmite foodstuffs. Including #marmitecreamcheese, #cheese-based Marmite snacks, and an appalling brand imitator!! #yeast #food #foodporn #marmitelover
And #Manchester is pretty empty at the moment. And overcast. And empty. #city #citylife #tram #trams #architecture
Someone really didn’t want this #Spiderman picture. At least his leggings match the blue bin. #bin #bins #marvel #marvelcomics #spidermanart #rubbish #rubbishremoval
Eeeeeee, there’s a reet proper #nightsky, fetler. 🌌 #skyphotography #sky #nightphotography #skylovers #city #citylife
My word! Double #Marmite whammy here! Starting with #crumpets and then we’ve got #hotcrossbuns!! Whoo! With cheese!!! #hotcrossbun #food #foodporn #marmitelover #marmiteontoast #foodie #snacks #cheese #cheeselover
Big building! 🏙 #Manchester #city #citylife #architecture #architecturephotography #buildings #buildingphotography #architecturelovers

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