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Tag: puns

Joey Tribbiani in Friends
October 15, 2025October 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How you doin’? Joey From Friends Quote Off Extravganza! 🥰

Cats haiku special
May 6, 2025May 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cats Haiku Special – Purrs and Puns 🐈‍⬛🐈

Frankenstein 1931 poster
April 22, 2025April 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“It’s alive!” Frankenstein Quote Off Extravaganza! 🧌

2001: A Space Odyssey poster
April 14, 2025April 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL” Quote off Extravaganza

White Heat film with James Cagney
April 4, 2025April 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“Made it, ma! Top of the world!” White Heat Quote Off Extravaganza! 💥

The Maltese Falcon film with Humphrey Bogart
March 25, 2025March 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“The stuff that dreams are made of” Maltese Falcon Quote Off Extravaganza!

Cheese haiku
October 18, 2024October 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Cheese Extravangaza! 🧀

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
January 22, 2024January 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lord of the Rings: “You shall not pass!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Game of Thrones logo
January 15, 2024January 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game of Thrones: “Where are my dragons!?” Quote Off!

Goldfinger the James Bond film
November 14, 2023November 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!” Quote Off!

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Eraser
October 30, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eraser: “You’ve just been erased” Quote Off Extravanganza!

Total Recall Uncut film with Schwarzenegger
August 22, 2023August 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “Consider that a divorce” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Schwarzenegger in Command the film
August 1, 2023August 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Commando: “I lied” Big Arnie Quote Off Extravaganza!

Commando the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger film
July 25, 2023July 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Commando: “Let off some steam, Bennett” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Batman & Robin the 1997 George Clooney film
July 18, 2023July 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Batman & Robin: Celebrating Every Big Arnie Ice-Based Pun

The Running Man with Big Arnie
July 10, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Running Man: “Here is Subzero. Now Plain Zero!”

ROD the dating app for fishermen
June 22, 2023June 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ROD: Fishing & Flirting App for Fishermen [Sponsored Post]

The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger
March 25, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Pun clinic for punning addicts
March 2, 2023March 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pun Addiction Rehabilitation Centre [Sponsored Post]

Annoying dad jokes destroy family life
January 9, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I end my husband’s dad jokes?!”

Frying pans in a kitchen cooking food
April 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

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