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Tag: Satire

Petrol
November 9, 2018November 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

Romantic dinner
November 5, 2018November 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Welcome mat
October 12, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

Hamper
September 18, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer

Jalapeños
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

Firmin by Sam Savage
September 15, 2018January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Firmin by Sam Savage

Posthoumous
August 10, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Posthoumous – A Dystopian Houmous Affair

RoboCop
June 25, 2018June 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!” Quote Off!

Philomena Cunk
April 9, 2018April 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Philomena Cunk: Making Stupidity Funny Again

The Truman Show
March 21, 2018February 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Truman Show: Cheerfully Frightening Sci-Fi Satire Nears 20

The Death of Stalin
March 14, 2018January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Death of Stalin: Inspired Black Comedy With Lots of Stalin

In The Loop
February 28, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In The Loop: Foul Mouthed Political Satire That Made Politics Cool

January 27, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

There Once Lived a Mother Who Loved Her Children, Until They Moved Back In by Ludmilla Petrushevskaya

A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
January 28, 2017January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

Glasses named enemy of the state
January 11, 2017January 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Glasses Named “Enemy of the State” as UK Riots!

The Case of the General's Thumb - Andrey Kurkov
November 26, 2016January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Case of the General’s Thumb by Andrey Kurkov

Mikhail Bulgakov The Master and Margarita
July 10, 2015January 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov

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