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Tag: Satire

A crowd of friends clinking alcoholc beverages
January 1, 2021January 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

Hands upon hands and fingers
December 30, 2020December 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Personal Arguments of Mr. Armleg Fistfoot [Unfinished]

Toy figurines singing Christmas carols
December 29, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Athlete’s Foot” to the Title

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

Punch's satirical picture of a Victorian-era crinoline
December 22, 2020February 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Crinolines: Disturbing History of Victorian Era Petticoats & Skirts

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020December 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

An eyeball of a man jealous of a couple kissing
December 18, 2020January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

A detective examining some fingerprints
December 15, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Detective Moron: “Find out if my husband is having an affair!”

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

A boy with acne
December 11, 2020December 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”

Trigger Happy TV
December 9, 2020December 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Trigger Happy TV: The Fast-Paced Hidden Camera Show

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020December 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

A man with a big bushy beard
December 4, 2020December 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make

A woman reading a book
December 2, 2020December 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

Santa just says ho
November 20, 2020March 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

The moronic survey 2020
November 12, 2020November 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Moronic Survey 2020: Take Part in it Now, Dammit!

A Santa hat on a picket fence line in the snow.
November 9, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

A man holding strings of fresh pasta.
November 5, 2020November 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

A Christmas snow seen, with trees and frost.
November 2, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

Gout DNA strand
October 29, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

A crowd of people, possibly in a cult
October 27, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has joined a cult!”

A man multitasking very well, so he can't be wrong.
October 23, 2020October 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

Heart of a Dog by Mikhail Bulgakov
October 17, 2020October 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Heart of a Dog by Mikhail Bulgakov

A man slumped at a bar hungover with a bottle of alcohol
October 13, 2020October 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop getting hangovers?!”

A man holding his knuckles out to crack them
October 12, 2020October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Cracking at Work: What is the Law?

Someone walking down stairs with a close up of a big toe
October 6, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I stubbed my big toe and it hurts!”

Silhouettes of employees at work
October 5, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett
October 3, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett

A dizzy spell in the countryside.
October 1, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”

Deep space with billions of planets and stars
September 29, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space

A woman laughing.
September 28, 2020September 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My wife’s laugh really annoys me!”

A bald man with a gold chain around his neck.
September 24, 2020September 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”

A man holding a pet dog in the sunshine.
September 22, 2020September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My dogs don’t social distance, will I go to jail?!”

A robotic dog.
September 21, 2020September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

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