BBC Test Card F was something we had to stare at a lot as stupid kids. You see, decades back TV channels used to shut down for the night.
Yes, no 24 hour running TV before circa 2001, we’re afraid! The BBC, in its infinite wisdom, would get tired and head off to bed.
But if you turned your TV on, you weren’t greeted with a screen of crackling static. You had to stare at a weird image. Why?
BBC Test Card F
Although it has nostalgic a factor for many Brits, for us we can’t say we like the thing. It meant that we couldn’t watch TV.
If you woke up at, say, 5am and wanted to watch some television you were greeted by that thing. The young Mr. Wapojif came to associate it with boredom.
But what the hell is actually going on there? We see a little girl staring and smirking at something off camera whilst she completes what appears to be a game of noughts and crosses.
Next to her is some sort of grinning green monstrosity that, we can only assume, is sentient and competing with the little girl in the aforementioned game.
BBC, why not just put up a picture of some daffodils, or something? Why plague young minds with such horrifying possibilities?
History of the Card
Anyway, we did some research and found it first appeared on 2nd July 1967.
The little girl is Carole Hersee (born in 1958)—she’s now a costume designer, but was eight at the time of the picture.
Due to the decades of exposure on TV, she’s thought of as the most seen face in British television history.
Her father, George (1924-2001) was a BBC engineer and introduced it to cover the BBC’s downtime.
Of course, BBC Test Card F is no longer in operation these days. It was last used in 1999.
It didn’t always go smoothly, though, as this clip (actually from late 1993) goes to show. Sometimes on live TV, you just have to bloody well cough.
But it’s certainly odd that the same test card was in use for so long. Tradition, we guess, us Brits get wrapped up on longstanding things.
Instead of using that nice image above with the clock, we had to stare at a little girl with a bizarre doll. Proper belting.