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Tag: Satire

Punch of a fist
3 days ago January 21, 2019January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Monty Python's Life of Brian.
1 week ago January 16, 2019January 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Life of Brian: Monty Python’s Masterpiece Hits 40 (soon)

A woman in a wedding dress
1 week ago January 15, 2019January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

2 weeks ago January 12, 2019January 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Nikolai Gogol: The Nose

Brain
2 weeks ago January 11, 2019January 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test

Death skull flag
January 8, 2019January 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Plague” Into The Title

Kitchen and a sink with bottles
January 7, 2019January 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)

A couple flirting
January 4, 2019January 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

Online dating
January 2, 2019December 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

Max Headroom Broadcast Intrusion
December 20, 2018December 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Max Headroom Broadcast Intrusion: Eerie TV History

EU
December 13, 2018December 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Ill
November 25, 2018November 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is Ill

Brexit
November 16, 2018November 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)! REJOICE!

Woman at a computer
November 15, 2018November 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

Autumn
November 12, 2018November 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons!

Petrol
November 9, 2018November 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

Romantic dinner
November 5, 2018November 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Welcome mat
October 12, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018September 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas!

Hamper
September 18, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer

Jalapeños
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

Firmin by Sam Savage
September 15, 2018January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Firmin by Sam Savage

Posthoumous
August 10, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Posthoumous – A Dystopian Houmous Affair

RoboCop
June 25, 2018June 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!” Quote Off!

Philomena Cunk
April 9, 2018April 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Philomena Cunk – Making Stupidity Funny Again

The Truman Show
March 21, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Truman Show: Cheerfully Frightening Sci-Fi Satire Nears 20

The Death of Stalin
March 14, 2018January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Death of Stalin: Inspired Black Comedy With Lots of Stalin

In The Loop
February 28, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In The Loop: Foul Mouthed Political Satire That Made Politics Cool

January 27, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

There Once Lived a Mother Who Loved Her Children, Until They Moved Back In by Ludmilla Petrushevskaya

A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
January 28, 2017January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

Glasses named enemy of the state
January 11, 2017January 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Glasses Named “Enemy of the State” as UK Riots!

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