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Tag: Satire

Lawrence of Arabia poster
2 days ago March 21, 2023March 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lawrence of Arabia: “The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts” Quote Off!

Responding to a woman about if her bum looks big
3 days ago March 20, 2023March 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife keeps asking if her ‘bum’ looks big”

The Adventures of Celine Dion
5 days ago March 18, 2023March 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Celine Dion

Blowing your nose at work
6 days ago March 17, 2023March 17, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Blowing Your Nose at Work: The Laws on Bogeys & Honkers

Inappropriate cards for people
7 days ago March 16, 2023March 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lovely Linda’s Lovely Card Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Chatbot the Chat Show
1 week ago March 14, 2023March 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Chatbot the Chat Show: AI Powered A List Celebrity Merriment

Your husband DRINKS aftershave
1 week ago March 13, 2023March 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband drinking aftershave?”

The Yodelling Yobbos
2 weeks ago March 10, 2023March 9, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Yodelling Yobbos: Hit After Punch After Theft Into Notoriety

Pam's Purple Porridge
2 weeks ago March 9, 2023March 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Pam’s Purple Porridge [Sponsored Post]

Clogging the toilet at work
March 7, 2023March 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Clogging the Toilet at Work: The Laws on Backed Up Bogs

Do you date a monobrow guy
March 6, 2023March 6, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a monobrow!”

Pun clinic for punning addicts
March 2, 2023March 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Pun Addiction Rehabilitation Centre [Sponsored Post]

Star Trek the original series
February 28, 2023February 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “Live long and prosper” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Staring at work laws
February 27, 2023February 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Staring at Work: Employment Laws on Workplace Peering

Dave's Drunken Detective Agency
February 23, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Drunken Detective Agency [Sponsored Post]

A woman angry with her husband about their sleeping arrangement
February 21, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband hogs too much space in bed!!”

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
February 20, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Death & Noodles funeral parlour
February 16, 2023February 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Death & Noodles Afterlife Bar [Sponsored Post]

The horror of novelty slippers at work
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Novelty Slippers at Work Employment Law Guide

A boring man droning on and on about ale in a conversation
February 13, 2023February 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps droning on about ale (beer)!”

Concrete Soap
February 9, 2023January 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

CONCRETE SOAP [Sponsored Post]

Star Trek the original TV series
February 7, 2023January 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “To boldly go where no man has gone before” Quote Off!

When a husband calls a woman wifey
February 6, 2023January 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The woman hates it when I call her ‘wifey’!”

The Last of Thus the TV show about adverbs
February 3, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Last of Thus: Post-Adverb TV Drama With Zombies

Andy's Amateur Doomsday Watch Ltd.
February 2, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Andy’s Amateur Doomsday Watch Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

How to ask out a CEO
January 31, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out Your CEO on a Date

A man putting his feet on the living room table (the worst of mankind)
January 30, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband PUTS HIS FEET UP on the living room table!”

Haiku weekend special
January 27, 2023January 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #14: Weekend Special (Saturday & Sunday)

The Queuing Museum
January 26, 2023January 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Queuing Museum [Sponsored Post]

The Sound of Silence (and grizzly bears) the folk album
January 24, 2023January 24, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Grizzly Bear: Growling Folk Act With a Lethal Streak

A marriage ruined by drinks coasters
January 23, 2023January 22, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband REFUSES to use drinks coasters!!”

Aliens looking for potato chips
January 20, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #19: Aliens Want Crisps (Potato Chips)

Angry Andrew's Angry Architecture Ltd.
January 19, 2023January 20, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Architecture Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Medieval Brutality at work laws and guidance
January 17, 2023January 21, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Brutality at Work: The Chopping Block at the Workplace

Poorly boiled rice destroys marriages
January 16, 2023January 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

The horrors of baked beans addiction
January 13, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Princeton's Poetic Prison and Penitentiary
January 12, 2023January 12, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Princeton’s Poetic Prison & Penitentiary [Sponsored Post]

Baybotch the Baywatch spin off
January 10, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Baybotch: TV Series Reboot on Careless Beach Management

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