Tag: Satire
Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation
Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps wetting the bed!”
Butterfly Stroke: Explaining The Swimming Style From Hell
Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)
Earthworm Jim: Amusing TV Series of a Surreal Video Game
Homebland: A Great Spy Thriller Show That Never Was
Mick Jagger’s Dancing & The Jones Family Retro Show
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend keeps saying ‘Oi oi!’ and he can’t stop!”
Biscuit Dunking: Your Official Moronic Guide
Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps spitting in public!”
Babe: “That’ll do, pig” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”
10 Fantastic Names For New Digital Agencies
Coincidance: Let’s Go Camp For Handsome Dancer
Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Spume Island” Into the Title
Spume Island: The Best Island in the World
“LET THEIR BLOOD… RAIN FROM THE SKY!” Ironing out D&D
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a bad boy and play by my own rules!”
Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Halfwit” Into the Title
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my husband call me ‘baby doll’?!”
Haiku Friday: The Halfwit Poem & Song
Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message
Self-Isolation: Haiku Poetic Lockdown Special #2
15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner
Classic Novels Ruined by Adding “Gertrude” Into the Title
Self-Isolation: Haiku Lockdown Poetic Special
Agony Aunt: “I’m a softboi—I need pretentious chat up lines!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”
TV Shows That Never Were: The XYZ-Files (better than the X-Files)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”
