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Tag: Work

Clogging the toilet at work
2 weeks ago March 7, 2023March 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Clogging the Toilet at Work: The Laws on Backed Up Bogs

Staring at work laws
February 27, 2023February 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Staring at Work: Employment Laws on Workplace Peering

The horror of novelty slippers at work
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Novelty Slippers at Work Employment Law Guide

Medieval Brutality at work laws and guidance
January 17, 2023January 21, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Brutality at Work: The Chopping Block at the Workplace

Handling Satan at Work
December 19, 2022December 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Satan at Work: How to Manage the Devil in Working Environments

A man walking in town while at work, with it being illegal to whistle
November 29, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Whistling at Work: Laws Regarding High-Pitched Sounds

Chess wounds ruin lives
October 25, 2022October 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a terrible chess wound?!”

Camouflaged employees destroy society
October 17, 2022October 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Camouflage at Work: Laws on Employees and Obscurity

Success before humming at work
October 10, 2022October 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Humming at Work: Laws on Low, Steady, and Continuous Noises

Energy drinks make your employees less lazy
October 3, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Energy Drinks at Work: Laws on Energising Lazy Employees

Workplace pranks destroy livelihoods
August 29, 2022August 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Pranks: The Laws on Removing All Fun From Jobs

Great white sharks at work
June 27, 2022June 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Great White Sharks at Work: Laws Regarding Toothy Monstrosities

BBQ employment laws for work
June 21, 2022June 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell
June 18, 2022June 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell

MoroniCast podcast logo
May 28, 2022June 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #12: Ramblings on Remote Working

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

A poltergeist grinning and screaming like crazy
April 19, 2022April 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Poltergeists at Work: The Law Regarding Supernatural Beings

A kettle on a hob
March 15, 2022March 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Boiling the Kettle at Work: Laws on Correct Water Heating Etiqutte

A hippo in a lake with its mouth open
March 7, 2022March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hippopotamuses at Work: Giant Toothed Mammals Guide

A businessman explaining something at work
March 1, 2022February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Mansplaining at Work: The Laws For Expounding Men & Hippos

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

Gorgonzola cheese next to a pear
October 4, 2021October 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

A large cartoon doodle
July 26, 2021January 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Doodling at Work: Laws on Artistic Expression in Work

One hand typing on a keyboard whilst the other hand drums on the desk
July 5, 2021August 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Drumming Fingers on a Desk: Work Laws on Noise Nuisance

A team of employees at work discussing body odour
June 28, 2021June 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

Businessmen discussing customers around a customer chart
June 22, 2021June 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

Employees holding indoor sparklers near the American flag
June 14, 2021June 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions

A man pointing at a spreadsheet on his device wearing bright socks with shoes
May 31, 2021May 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?

A cartoon man at work yawning heavily
May 25, 2021April 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Yawning at Work: Rules on Open Mouths in the Workplace

An assortment of cartoon cheese
May 17, 2021May 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cheese at Work: Understanding Dairy and Employment Law

Cooked mussels in a bowl
May 10, 2021May 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cooking Mussels in the Office: Guide to Staff Mollusc Conduct

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

An employee slouching at his desk at work
April 19, 2021April 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How Your Employees Should Sit at Their Desks at Work

A baker standing near to a fresh mound of dough
April 12, 2021April 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Baking Bread at Work: Your Rules on Workplace Cookery

A business working at a table with people writing and drinks nearby
March 29, 2021March 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Drinking at Work: Is Alcohol Welcome in the Workplace?

A male employee standing and staring at a whiteboard of information—he has no dandruff
March 22, 2021March 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dandruff at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Scalp Issues

A cartoon man performing a handstand
March 15, 2021March 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Handstands at Work: Your Employees’ Rights

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