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Tag: Work

An office setting with laptops, paper, pens, and employees discussing work
5 days ago March 1, 2021March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos

A dog in an office with some glasses on next to an Apple Mac
2 weeks ago February 22, 2021February 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
February 15, 2021February 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

Two businessmen shaking hands to the backdrop of money.
January 21, 2021January 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy

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January 5, 2021January 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

A Santa hat on a picket fence line in the snow.
November 9, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

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November 2, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer smiling at Christmas
October 26, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

A man multitasking very well, so he can't be wrong.
October 23, 2020October 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

A man holding his knuckles out to crack them
October 12, 2020October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Cracking at Work: What is the Law?

Silhouettes of employees at work
October 5, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

Deep space with billions of planets and stars
September 29, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space

Two women employees in cartoon form, one of whom is sneezing whilst the other is annoyed by this.
September 17, 2020September 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Manage Sneezing at Work

A man contemplating picking his nose whilst at work
August 20, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?

Business people having a meeting with two shaking hands
July 10, 2020July 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

clouds and wind
May 7, 2020May 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Serenade For Winds: Mozart & Keeping Calm

A chainsaw cutting into a baguette-min
February 13, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

An elf
September 16, 2019September 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

A giant hand flicking a man figure, firing the employee immediately
September 3, 2019September 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Sack an Employee

People at work talking about business
August 9, 2019August 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

Drug testing test tubes
June 20, 2019June 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Perform Drug Testing at Work

We are hiring
June 13, 2019June 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019May 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

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May 20, 2019May 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Use LinkedIn

Keyboard
April 26, 2019December 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Touch Typing: How to Type Like a Bolt of Lightning

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

Filing cabinet
February 11, 2019September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT

Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Party drinks
December 27, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

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December 10, 2018December 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

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