Tag: Work
We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!
Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)
How to Use LinkedIn
Touch Typing: How to Type Like a Bolt of Lightning
Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it
Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)
In Praise of the World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet (Burlington, VT)
How to Punch Someone in the Face
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”
How to Make Small Talk
Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!
Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!
Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)
Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!
Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)
Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep
Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas
Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses
Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)
10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work
Exclusive Invention: Burnalism (journalism, but with more flames)
FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?
FAQs: What Should You Do In a Job Interview?
Job Spec: Join Our Apprenticeship Programme!
Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)
7 Days Renamed for the Better
Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck
How to Nail a Job Interview
In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)
Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)
How to Write a Threatening Letter
Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)
Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…
