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Tag: Work

Two women employees in cartoon form, one of whom is sneezing whilst the other is annoyed by this.
1 week ago September 17, 2020September 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Manage Sneezing at Work

A man contemplating picking his nose whilst at work
August 20, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?

Business people having a meeting with two shaking hands
July 10, 2020July 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

clouds and wind
May 7, 2020May 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Serenade For Winds: Mozart & Keeping Calm

A chainsaw cutting into a baguette-min
February 13, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

An elf
September 16, 2019September 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

A giant hand flicking a man figure, firing the employee immediately
September 3, 2019September 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Sack an Employee

People at work talking about business
August 9, 2019August 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

Drug testing test tubes
June 20, 2019June 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Perform Drug Testing at Work

We are hiring
June 13, 2019June 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019May 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

LinkedIn logo
May 20, 2019May 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Use LinkedIn

Keyboard
April 26, 2019December 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Touch Typing: How to Type Like a Bolt of Lightning

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

Filing cabinet
February 11, 2019September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT

Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Party drinks
December 27, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Question
November 29, 2018November 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

Man with a mop
November 8, 2018November 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)

Business inspection
October 26, 2018October 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

Post-it notes
October 22, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

Jalapeños
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

Emotions
September 10, 2018December 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

Commuting train
September 4, 2018September 4, 2018Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

Burning
August 16, 2018August 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Burnalism (journalism, but with more flames)

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