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Tag: Writing

A book collection in black and white, with a DVD of Princess Mononoke
January 16, 2021January 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Book of da Week

Hands upon hands and fingers
December 30, 2020December 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Personal Arguments of Mr. Armleg Fistfoot [Unfinished]

A woman reading a book
December 2, 2020December 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”

Is active voice bad or good?
September 10, 2020September 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Active Voice: Time to Get Passive-Aggressive About Sentences

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
August 15, 2020August 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

James and the Giant Peach book cover
May 16, 2020May 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl

The Village of Stepanchikovo by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
March 7, 2020March 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Village of Stepanchikovo by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The Bees by Laline Paull
February 22, 2020February 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Bees by Laline Paull

Home by Toni Morrison
February 8, 2020February 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Home by Toni Morrison

Unbelievable by Paul Jennings
February 1, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Unbelievable by Paul Jennings

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami
December 7, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami

After Dark by Haruki Murakami
November 16, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

After Dark by Haruki Murakami

Japanese writing symbols
November 15, 2019December 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Writing System: Praising This Artistic Excellence

The Collected Schizophrenias by Esmé Weijun Wang
October 5, 2019October 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Collected Schizophrenias by Esmé Weijun Wang

Beowulf
August 31, 2019September 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Beowulf by an Anglo-Saxon Poet

A Steroid Hit The Earth - The Catastrophic World of Misprints by Martin Toseland
August 3, 2019August 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Steroid Hit The Earth: The Catastrophic World of Misprints by Martin Toseland

The End
July 4, 2019July 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Twist Endings That Never Were

Wings by Terry Pratchett
May 18, 2019May 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Wings by Terry Pratchett

May 11, 2019May 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Diggers by Terry Pratchett

Moronic yellow
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

P-P-P-Patreon: Professional Moron’s Tyrannical Plans

May 4, 2019April 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Truckers by Terry Pratchett

The Lady annd the Little Fox Fur by Violette Leduc
April 27, 2019April 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Lady and the Little Fox Fur by Violette Leduc

The Sea Close By - Albert Camus
April 20, 2019April 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Sea Close By – Albert Camus

The Secret Life of Flies by Erica McAlister
April 13, 2019January 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Life of Flies by Erica McAlister

Territory of Light by Yūko Tsushima
April 6, 2019April 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Territory of Light by Yūko Tsushima

The Pillow Book
March 30, 2019March 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Pillow Book by Sei Shōnagon

Susy the Speech Bubble
March 23, 2019April 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble

An assortment of potatoes
March 18, 2019March 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
March 16, 2019March 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

Owl
March 6, 2019May 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Hoot, owls hoot

Megaphone for a voice
January 26, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Voice

The First Circle by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
January 19, 2019January 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The First Circle by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

January 12, 2019January 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Nikolai Gogol: The Nose

The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
December 29, 2018December 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

Ice by Anna Kavan
December 8, 2018December 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Ice by Anna Kavan

The Sea, the Sea
December 1, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Sea, The Sea by Iris Murdoch

Grief Is The Thing With Feathers by Max Porter
November 10, 2018April 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Grief Is The Thing With Feathers by Max Porter

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