Right. It’s a big one. We’ve gone for a Professional Moron record of most pictures ever on one blog post, and what better weigh 2 do dat than having an utterly superfluous celebration of greasy, unhealthy food! Indeed, here, collated for you all, are the very best copyright free Full English Breakfast/American Breakfast/Fried Breakfast pictures we could come across. It’s an extraordinary feat on our part as, frankly, we never really eat breakfasts like this. “So why bloody well bloody do it then, morons?” Well, stupid readers, we just thought it would be a laugh.
We should point out these meals are not good for you. If you want an Arnold Schwarzenegger-esque physique, ladies, or if you want Marilyn Monroe’s curves, guys, you’re going to want to ditch this diet in favour of something else. Indeed. The only REALLY healthy thing with a fried breakfast is the tomato, but lots of fussy eaters leave that out! Fools! Anyway, here’s a wide selection of the greatest and most greasy fried breakfasts we could find! “Er, what exactly is the point in all of this?” you might well ask. Well, what’s the point in anything? Perhaps this post is just an embracement of existential disdain. Or maybe we just wanted to freak you all out a bit. Hahahahahah! Enjoy!
Take a deep breath, dear readers, there be more! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaa….