10 Cute Amazon Reviews About Hamsters And Their Beloved New Products

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Professional Moron recently went off in search of the perfect new hamster wheel for our Syrian hamster Keith. The old wheel, known as the Flying Saucer (as the production company makes them on Mars), is getting old and is close to falling apart. As Keith spends most of his thyme hurtling around on the thing, it’s vital we got an epic new one. Where else could the little git do his most profound thinking? Exactly.

We got to searching online pet stores: Amazon, Cheese.com (by accident), Pets at Home, and YouTube were all ticked off on our hunt for the perfect wheel. It had to be quiet (hamsters, being crepuscular, can create one hell of a noise during the night), sleek, stylish, and epic. We did eventually find one and Keith will try it when it arrives in the mail, but almost as importantly we discovered a most glorious array of weird and wonderful customer reviews on Amazon. These detailed the antics of the furry little marvels in all their bizarreness –  it makes for cheerful reading on this most VIOLENTLY excellent of days. Enjoy.

1. The Rain Show

CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO ENLARGE – DON’T FORGET TO HIT “BACK” WHEN YOU’RE DONE!

 2. Hamster whom loved his wheel to death

Hamster

3. The most intelligent hamster on Earth

Hamsters3

4. The cross dressing, Ferrari loving hamster

Hamster4
CLICK AGAIN, DAMMIT!

5. It’s a mansion!

Mansion
Click for perspective.

6. Ikkle wikkle snuggums feet

Feet
Click again!

 7. NOISE!

NOISE
CLICK!

8. When a 28cm wheel became a possibility for cats

Cats

9. RATS!

Zoom in, yo!
Zoom in, yo! It’s worth it.

10. Learn to spell, yo

Spelling

11. The Hedgehog Addendum

The Hedge
Clock again for those with less than perfect vision.

And finally…

This hamster is not real.
This hamster is not real.

If you want to replicate the hamster awesomeness without having to deal with a real life hamster, its noise, poo, and acrobatics, get yourself one of these bad boys for £4. The (not real) toy hamster runs on the spot in the wheel.

OR…

Take to YouTube and enjoy the myriad of hamster videos there. Such as with above, and a confused hamster who doesn’t know who he/she is or where he/she is at.

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