Professional Moron recently went off in search of the perfect new hamster wheel for our Syrian hamster Keith. The old wheel, known as the Flying Saucer (as the production company makes them on Mars), is getting old and is close to falling apart. As Keith spends most of his thyme hurtling around on the thing, it’s vital we got an epic new one. Where else could the little git do his most profound thinking? Exactly.
We got to searching online pet stores: Amazon, Cheese.com (by accident), Pets at Home, and YouTube were all ticked off on our hunt for the perfect wheel. It had to be quiet (hamsters, being crepuscular, can create one hell of a noise during the night), sleek, stylish, and epic. We did eventually find one and Keith will try it when it arrives in the mail, but almost as importantly we discovered a most glorious array of weird and wonderful customer reviews on Amazon. These detailed the antics of the furry little marvels in all their bizarreness – it makes for cheerful reading on this most VIOLENTLY excellent of days. Enjoy.
1. The Rain Show
2. Hamster whom loved his wheel to death
3. The most intelligent hamster on Earth
4. The cross dressing, Ferrari loving hamster
5. It’s a mansion!
6. Ikkle wikkle snuggums feet
8. When a 28cm wheel became a possibility for cats
10. Learn to spell, yo
11. The Hedgehog Addendum
If you want to replicate the hamster awesomeness without having to deal with a real life hamster, its noise, poo, and acrobatics, get yourself one of these bad boys for £4. The (not real) toy hamster runs on the spot in the wheel.
Take to YouTube and enjoy the myriad of hamster videos there. Such as with above, and a confused hamster who doesn’t know who he/she is or where he/she is at.