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Tag: Pets

A hamster with wood chippings on its head
March 27, 2019March 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots

Cat jumping
January 9, 2019January 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Cats Jumping: Celebrating Feline Leaping Skills

Pigeon
September 30, 2018April 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide
September 29, 2018October 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide

Firmin by Sam Savage
September 15, 2018January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Firmin by Sam Savage

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

Steve the Hamster
October 31, 2017October 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: 2017 Progress & KPI Report

Cat Quest
August 13, 2017January 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Cat Quest: Purrfect Puns in a Daft, Silly, & Cute RPG with Cats

Cat got your dung
December 5, 2016June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Cat got your dung?

Steve the Hamster
November 25, 2016November 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: Annual Progress Report & KPI Assessment

The DuVet
October 13, 2016October 13, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The DuVet (a duvet & veterinary clinic in one)

The bath mutt
September 7, 2016September 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)

The cat flop
July 12, 2016July 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cat Flop

Otters
March 4, 2016March 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Otters (and why they aren’t related to snakes)!

Steve the hamster!
December 30, 2015December 30, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Introducing Our New Office Pet: Steve the Hamster!

Keith the Hamster
November 24, 2015January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Pet Hamsters Guide: How to Manage your Bundle of Joy!

BB-8
September 7, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

Hamster
February 26, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

10 Cute Amazon Reviews About Hamsters And Their Beloved New Products

January 12, 2015January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Keith The Syrian Hamster Turns 1

November 19, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Journey Into The Mind Of A Hamster

November 4, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

To House Cat… Or Not To House Cat?

April 9, 2014November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Hamster News 2014: Adieu Boris

April 8, 2014April 8, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Our Pet Walrus And Us – Experiences With A Large Flippered Marine Mammal!

January 21, 2014November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Hamster – Progress Report!

October 18, 2013November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Beans Tribute Concert Special!

May 20, 2013November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster Update!

Tama The Cat
May 9, 2013August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Tama The Super Station Master: Remembering An Icon

International Cat Day
April 24, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

It’s International Cat Day

March 2, 2013November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Year in Pictures

January 28, 2013November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What If We Had Our Pet Hamster’s Brain?

November 21, 2012March 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The many emotions of Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster

August 23, 2012November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study

July 31, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What would it be like to have a Great White Shark as a pet?

April 21, 2012November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Chinese Dwarf Hamster

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