Professional Moron: Technical Issues and a Blast From the Past

Technical issues
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Don’t panic. But Professional Moron is currently experiencing technical difficulties. But whilst you shouldn’t panic, the staff certainly is.

Mr. Wapojif, our esteemed editor, was last seen running towards Manchester City Council with a Pot Noodle in one hand and a bazooka in t’other. Best of luck to him.

But what does a technical failure at Professional Moron mean? Let’s explore the topic.

Technical, Technical

The issue is believed to have been caused by Mr. Wapojif spraying orange juice across all the office equipment. He claimed this would make everything more “autumnal”.

This led to much of the office electronics and computer-based equipment to immediately fizzle, crackle, and pop.

With fires rife and panic setting in, we realised we were in a spot of bother. “Technical issues”, as the wider world knows.

This wasn’t helped by an unnamed employee clogging the one and only office toilet.

The wave of panic swept through the headquarters and, in a rage, our editor disappeared to blame Manchester city council.

Our “Commitment” To Our Readers

Without our readers, Professional Moron would exisit. It’s just no one would read it.

But for those of you who do, we’re treating today’s technical bother as a chance to go through the highs and lows of this site since February 2012. And what else was going on back the for us?

Yeah, so the point here isn’t to chastise you all for your negligence, but to pay more attention. Right?

If there’s one thing the world needs right now, it’s more total stupidity. And we provide it big time. Bon!

7 comments

    • Mercy buckets. My laptop went weird in the morning so I had to cobble this post together suddenly, but it reminded me I’m eight years into this JOURNEY and the next step is to become even more moronic than ever before.

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