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August 31, 2020August 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

25: The Long-Awaited Sequel to 24

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Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

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May 18, 2020May 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Halfwit” Into the Title

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November 1, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron: Technical Issues and a Blast From the Past

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October 17, 2019October 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Toilet Paper” Into The Title

August 28, 2019September 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective – The 1994 Goofball Jim Carrey Romp

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WatchMojo: Chernobyl’s Key Players Didn’t Speak English

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June 10, 2019June 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

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February 19, 2019February 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is on STRIKE!

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April 26, 2018April 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Moronation Street

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August 15, 2017January 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Dunce Cap

Blood is stupider than water.
November 15, 2016June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Blood is stupider than water

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November 12, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Men Explained For Women

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October 29, 2012September 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Why Skinny Jeans Are Idiotic

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