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Santa Claus in an important stakeholder meeting
5 days ago December 2, 2022December 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Stakeholder Meeting Gone Bad

Dickhead Digital the ideate-based digital agency
6 days ago December 1, 2022December 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dickhead Digital: Ideational Ideating for SMEs [Sponsored Post]

A man walking in town while at work, with it being illegal to whistle
1 week ago November 29, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Whistling at Work: Laws Regarding High-Pitched Sounds

Santa's Birthday cake with a zombie arm in it
2 weeks ago November 25, 2022November 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Santa’s Birthday!! 🎂

Beauty and the Belch fairy tale story
November 18, 2022November 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Santa’s Delightful Fairy Tale “Beauty and the Belch”

Tony's Totally Totalitarian Toasters
November 17, 2022November 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Totally Totalitarian Toasters [Sponsored Post]

A battle scene due to the boss banning the use of Oxford Commas
November 15, 2022November 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Oxford Comma at Work: The Law on a Final Comma in Lists

Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Christmas Invasion
November 10, 2022November 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Invasion!!

Temper Tantrum Travels for space tourism
November 9, 2022November 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Temper Tantrum Travels: Budget Space Tourism for Families [Sponsored Post]

Typos guarantee business bankruptcy
November 8, 2022November 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Typos at Work: The Law on Spelling Error Procedures

Santa is hiring an orca
November 4, 2022November 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Hires an Orca

A crazy looking Santa showing his teeth
October 28, 2022October 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Cantankerous Christmas Confusion

Handsome Henry for Hire
October 27, 2022October 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Handsome Henry for Hire [Sponsored Post]

Toilet Bastard the toilet cleaner
October 20, 2022October 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Toilet Bastard: Destroying Toilets Since 1973 [Sponsored Post]

Camouflaged employees destroy society
October 17, 2022October 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Camouflage at Work: Laws on Employees and Obscurity

Crazy Santa and plenty of bananas and banana boats
October 14, 2022October 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Banana Boat Conundrum

Dr. Patrick's Potato Psychology Service Ltd.
October 13, 2022October 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Patrick’s Potato Psychology Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Success before humming at work
October 10, 2022October 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Humming at Work: Laws on Low, Steady, and Continuous Noises

Return of the Gout
October 7, 2022October 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Return of the Gout (Oh My God)

Ibex Insurance Ltd.
October 6, 2022September 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ibex Insurance Ltd. is the GOAT [Sponsored Post]

Energy drinks make your employees less lazy
October 3, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Energy Drinks at Work: Laws on Energising Lazy Employees

Santa does steroids and gets ripped
September 30, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bodybuilding Santa Does Steroids & Gets Ripped

Sugar Flakes breakfast cereal with Henry the Hippo
September 29, 2022September 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

SUGAR FLAKES Breakfast Cereal [Sponsored Post]

Santa's Lovely Christmas Jumper
September 23, 2022September 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Lovely Christmas Jumper

Haley's Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd.
September 22, 2022September 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haley’s Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Santa Claus looking terrified at a Death Bat
September 16, 2022September 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Burgers, Librarians, and Camazotz the Death Bat

Celebrity endorsement bins
September 15, 2022September 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Celebrity Endorsement Bins Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A giant cartoon Santa with his mouth wide open
September 9, 2022September 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: And so Begins the Road to Christmas 2022

Every home needs an obsidian sphere
September 8, 2022August 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Obsidian Spheres “R” Us [Sponsored Post]

Garlic breath will destroy your profits
September 6, 2022August 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Garlic in the Workplace: Laws on Foul-Smelling Breath & Cloves

Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator indie game
September 4, 2022August 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator (buy low, sell high)

Tony's Tyrannical Toilets Ltd.
September 1, 2022September 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Tyrannical Toilets Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Workplace pranks destroy livelihoods
August 29, 2022August 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Pranks: The Laws on Removing All Fun From Jobs

Trevor's Trepanning for brain ailments
August 25, 2022August 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Trevor’s Trepanning for Hangovers & Headaches [Sponsored Post]

Eric's Enormous Electric Fans
August 18, 2022August 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Eric’s Enormous Electric Fans [Sponsored Post]

Bernadette's Baboon Bookshop
August 11, 2022August 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Bernadette’s Baboon Bookshop [Sponsored Post]

Get Condensation to get condensed milk
August 4, 2022August 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Cantankerous Condensation Company [Sponsored Post]

Carla's Curious Cape Construction Company
July 28, 2022July 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Carla’s Curious Cape Construction Company 🦸 [Sponsored Post]

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