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Merry Mike's Drunken Martial Arts Classes
4 days ago January 13, 2022December 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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NASTY: The World's Worst Space Program
2 weeks ago January 4, 2022December 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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Mad Maureen's Magnificent Mud Museum
December 28, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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December 27, 2021December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day 2021 Report

Workplace signs for items you can wear, including shoes
December 21, 2021December 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Slippers at Work: Laws on Comfortable Workplace Footwear

Santa says Just say Ho!
December 20, 2021December 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Gets a Medical

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December 17, 2021December 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Turmeric at Work: Employment Laws For Yellow Aromatic Powder

Chainsaw Chopsticks
December 14, 2021December 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Chainsaw Chopsticks For a Deliciously Dangerous Meal

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December 13, 2021December 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Notes on Effective Leadership During Trying Times

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December 7, 2021December 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Crush

Wall Street with Gordon Gekko and "Greed is good"
December 6, 2021December 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Greed is Good: Wall Street Quote Off Extravaganza!

Santa Claus running with some presents saying Ho ho ho
November 29, 2021November 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds

A collection of cartoon space rockets and the cosmos
November 22, 2021November 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dandelion & Burdock (and space)

Santa Claus eating a chocolate chip cookie
November 16, 2021November 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Mince Pie Eating Competition

Basket Case Ben's Bonkers Barbers
November 11, 2021November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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Christmas items in red and blue
November 8, 2021November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Does Some Paperwork

Frank's Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Cafe
November 4, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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A traffic sign saying Christmas on it
November 1, 2021November 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Paranoia About the Millennium Bug

Murray the Hamster up close with his nose
October 30, 2021November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q4 Report for the Furry Little Monster

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October 29, 2021October 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

A cheerful cartoon Santa hugging a polar bear
October 11, 2021October 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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October 5, 2021October 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

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October 4, 2021October 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

A tuna sandwich
September 21, 2021November 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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September 6, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Flicking Bogeys at Work: Laws on Polite Workplace Nose Picking

A combine harvester in a field
August 23, 2021August 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Combine Harvesters in the Office: Laws on Machines at Work

Strange Simon's Sadistic Supermarket
August 19, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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August 16, 2021August 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fake Plants at Work: Laws on Maintaining Spurious Organisms

Demented Doreen's Disastrous Dating Department
August 5, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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August 3, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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July 29, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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July 26, 2021July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Doodling at Work: Laws on Artistic Expression in Work

Berserk Brian's Big Bouncy Castle Bonanza
July 22, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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Atrocious Andy's Bad Acting Emporium
July 15, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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