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Tag: Business

Innovation in business
2 days ago July 3, 2020July 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

7 Incredible Startup Ideas for the Business World

A cement mixer in a construction yard
5 days ago June 30, 2020June 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
1 week ago June 25, 2020June 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

SimCity on the Super Nintendo
2 weeks ago June 21, 2020June 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

SimCity: SNES Port Of City-Builder Worked a Treat

Theme Park on the Super Nintendo
2 weeks ago June 21, 2020June 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Theme Park: SNES Construction Sim Port is Good

Olive oil being poured into a glass cup
June 15, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

A chef creating a wall of flames whilst cooking
June 9, 2020June 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)

A hand pointing doing digital marketing things
June 4, 2020June 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Fantastic Names For New Digital Agencies

A pile of toilet paper
June 2, 2020June 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bog Roll: How is it Made?

clouds and wind
May 7, 2020May 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Serenade For Winds: Mozart & Keeping Calm

Inception Noise
May 5, 2020May 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

BRAAM: Let’s Celebrate the Inception Noise

The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels
April 25, 2020April 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Communist Manifesto by Marx & Engels

A shark leaping out of the water on a beach near two human runners
April 6, 2020April 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation

A LEGO employee looking unhappy in the workplace
March 16, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace

A range of sliced cheeses
March 3, 2020June 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights

A chainsaw cutting into a baguette-min
February 13, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

Gazillionaire
February 9, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gazillionaire: Get Good at Deep Space Trading Shenanigans

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020January 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

Pikuniku
December 22, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pikuniku: Cutesy Dystopian Nightmare of an Indie Gem

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

Brexit and the EU
December 14, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: The UK Enters a New Era (of crap)

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Season's Greetings Christmas card with polar bears
November 25, 2019November 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Penguin Isle loading screen
November 3, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Penguin Isle: Cute Game Ruined by Microtransactions and Ads

Technical issues
November 1, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron: Technical Issues and a Blast From the Past

Relax at Christmas with balls
October 28, 2019October 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation

Interview
October 25, 2019October 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif Q&A: Getting to know the Professional Moron Editor

Santa Claus is drunk
October 21, 2019October 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The War Effort and Opinions on Marmalade

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