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Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

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Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

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2 weeks ago October 4, 2021October 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

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How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

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Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

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Flicking Bogeys at Work: Laws on Polite Workplace Nose Picking

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August 23, 2021August 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Combine Harvesters in the Office: Laws on Machines at Work

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August 16, 2021August 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fake Plants at Work: Laws on Maintaining Spurious Organisms

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August 5, 2021August 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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August 3, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Binder—The App For Finding Your Dream Bin

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July 26, 2021July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Doodling at Work: Laws on Artistic Expression in Work

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July 15, 2021July 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Atrocious Andy’s Bad Acting Emporium [Sponsored Post]

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July 12, 2021July 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

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July 8, 2021July 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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July 5, 2021August 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Drumming Fingers on a Desk: Work Laws on Noise Nuisance

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July 1, 2021July 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Horrible Harry’s Horrendous Holiday Hotspots [Sponsored Post]

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June 28, 2021June 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

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June 22, 2021June 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

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June 17, 2021June 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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June 14, 2021June 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions

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June 8, 2021June 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave

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May 31, 2021May 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?

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May 25, 2021June 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Yawning at Work: Rules on Open Mouths in the Workplace

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May 20, 2021May 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!

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May 17, 2021May 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cheese at Work: Understanding Dairy and Employment Law

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May 11, 2021May 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)

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May 10, 2021May 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cooking Mussels in the Office: Guide to Staff Mollusc Conduct

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April 27, 2021April 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

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April 26, 2021April 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #5: Psycho Aliens Short on Resources

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April 19, 2021April 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How Your Employees Should Sit at Their Desks at Work

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April 12, 2021April 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Baking Bread at Work: Your Rules on Workplace Cookery

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April 8, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Weetabix: The Breakfast Cereal of Champions

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