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Tag: Business

Tractor in action on a field
6 days ago March 19, 2019March 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

Donut County
March 3, 2019March 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Donut County: Raccoons, Artery Clogging Food, & Holes Equals Fun!

A smiling tooth
February 26, 2019February 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun

Anarchy strike
February 21, 2019February 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage

Strike
February 19, 2019February 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is on STRIKE!

Filing cabinet
February 11, 2019March 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet (Burlington, VT)

Thank you
February 4, 2019February 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse

Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bergman
February 2, 2019February 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bregman

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Party drinks
December 27, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

Chavs slumped over unconscious
December 14, 2018December 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes!

EU
December 13, 2018December 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Question
November 29, 2018November 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

The Fist of Aggression
November 19, 2018November 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to be More AGGRESSIVE!

Man with a mop
November 8, 2018November 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)

Business inspection
October 26, 2018October 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

Post-it notes
October 22, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018October 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Welcome mat
October 12, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

An extravagant crevice with a waterfall
October 11, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Rye bread
October 1, 2018October 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018September 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas!

Jalapeños
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

Aaaarrghhh
September 14, 2018September 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

Movie making equipment
September 11, 2018September 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

Emotions
September 10, 2018December 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

Commuting train
September 4, 2018September 4, 2018Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

Business
August 14, 2018August 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

Blade in a field
August 9, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)

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