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Tag: Business

An office setting with laptops, paper, pens, and employees discussing work
3 days ago March 1, 2021March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos

A dog in an office with some glasses on next to an Apple Mac
1 week ago February 22, 2021February 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
February 15, 2021February 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

Two businessmen shaking hands to the backdrop of money.
January 21, 2021January 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021January 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

A retro cartoon horror scream
January 5, 2021January 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020December 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

Santa just says ho
November 20, 2020November 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

The moronic survey 2020
November 12, 2020November 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Moronic Survey 2020: Take Part in it Now, Dammit!

A Santa hat on a picket fence line in the snow.
November 9, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

A Christmas snow seen, with trees and frost.
November 2, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer smiling at Christmas
October 26, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

A man multitasking very well, so he can't be wrong.
October 23, 2020October 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

A man holding his knuckles out to crack them
October 12, 2020October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Cracking at Work: What is the Law?

Silhouettes of employees at work
October 5, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

Deep space with billions of planets and stars
September 29, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space

Two women employees in cartoon form, one of whom is sneezing whilst the other is annoyed by this.
September 17, 2020September 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Manage Sneezing at Work

Is active voice bad or good?
September 10, 2020September 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Active Voice: Time to Get Passive-Aggressive About Sentences

A man contemplating picking his nose whilst at work
August 20, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?

The Lost World: Jurassic Park
August 19, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Lost World: Jurassic Park—Flawed Sequel is Roar

A chess board the its 32 pieces
August 7, 2020August 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)

A foot with toenails and a flower between the big toe
July 28, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

A red employee amongst the blue, to indicate the best job candidate
July 14, 2020July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Apply to Become the Professional Moron Apprentice!

Business people having a meeting with two shaking hands
July 10, 2020July 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

A batch of US dollar notes
July 7, 2020July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend wants to rob a bank!”

Innovation in business
July 3, 2020August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

7 Incredible Startup Ideas for the Business World

A cement mixer in a construction yard
June 30, 2020June 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
June 25, 2020June 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

SimCity on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020August 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

SimCity: SNES Port Of City-Builder Worked a Treat

Theme Park on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020June 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Theme Park: SNES Construction Sim Port is Good

Olive oil being poured into a glass cup
June 15, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

A chef creating a wall of flames whilst cooking
June 9, 2020June 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)

A hand pointing doing digital marketing things
June 4, 2020June 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Fantastic Names For New Digital Agencies

A pile of toilet paper
June 2, 2020June 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bog Roll: How is it Made?

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