
Readers of Professional Moron—today, there is no blog post.
This isn’t an apology post, dubious marketing campaign to sell you something, or revelation about the editor Mr. Wapojif. It is simply a blog post to highlight that there is no blog post at all today (25/07/2025).
There are many reasons as to why there is no blog post today, which we’ll explore in the rest of this blog post further below.
Reasons For There Being No Blog Post Today Explained in Today’s Blog Post
There are many reasons why there is no blog post today. These are:
- Lack of ideas and inspiration
- The amount of time it’d take to type out today’s post
- Writing takes ages, why do you expect us to have the time to write this post today?
- Editing and proofreading… we can’t be bothered with that
- Original content? No, couldn’t think of anything.
- Technical issues (this is a lie, but one we’re using anyway)
- Lack of time in general
- No content calendar
- Inability to wing it one on this day
- Changing our focus on quality over quantity by producing nothing at all to align our content goals with neither
- Alien abduction hindering our creative capacity
- Lack of motivation (due to alien abduction)
- Not wanting to use AI
- Delays due to needing to have a cup of tea
- Our pet cat Susan kept standing on the keyboard
All of the above reasons, along with various others, are why there is no post today. We know this will leave you:
- Angry
- Enraged
- Furious
- Vengeful
Some of you may even be relieved to have a break from the daily posting model Professional Moron employs. If you are one of those people, you SOD OFF and take your entitled whining somewhere else.
For those of you not in that limited sect of readers, you can direct your ire at the below Furious Form.

are you binging again? Get to work.
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Omg, lady, I can’t write a masterpiece like every day all year round! Talk to the hand.
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I will not sod off. I expect plenty of material just begging for ridicule and mockery. Don’t make me come over there.
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If you’re referring to the agony aunt columns, they are not there for “Liverpool” and “pottery”. It’s to support the precious darling man babies. But yes, you’re welcome to visit Manchester for a fight. 👍
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So, it’s come to that. 🛫
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Yeah!! You can stay in Salford Quays, it’s nice. 👍
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I googled… sounds good to me. 🧳
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I lived there for six years (2011-2017)! Lots of geese. Nice sunsets etc. Lowry Theatre. Is good.
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Are they attack Geese? 🪿
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Canadian Geese, they’re quite friendly.
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I like that. I can afford to stay there for two days. Yay. 🥳
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Then it’s settled! You’re staying with the geese of Salford Quays. 🪿
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Book me a room. Leave a deposit. 💸
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Okay, cheapest room with a view of a wall on the bottom floor. 👍
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🙌
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#9 is a key more people need to talk about
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I work in marketing and wish it was industry standard.
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