Tag: Humor
Great Sayings Revisited: More than just a petty face
Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?
Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)
Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”
20 Classic Plays Ruined By Using Body Parts in the Title
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”
Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!
20 Classic Songs Ruined By Using Fish Names in the Titles
Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)
Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”
Face/Off: “I’d like to take his face… off” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”
20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title
Exclusive Invention: ReHearse (private rehearsing in a hearse!)
Exclusive Invention: Learn to Dance with the ConfiDance Robot!
Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)
Withnail and I: “I demand to have some booze!” Quote Off
Exclusive Invention: PastErr (see your conversational filler records!)
Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!
Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms
Exclusive Invention: Carafans (a caravan with a 12ft fan on the back)
Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chores (like Cheers, but tedious)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”
Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!
Great Sayings Revisited: Like Trying to Get Mud Out of a Stone
Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Interview: Mr. Wapojif of Professional Moron Reveals All!
Great Sayings Revisited: Go Down Like a Shed Balloon
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)
Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)
Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push
