Tag: Humor
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”
Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)
Crocodile Dundee: “You call that a knife?” Quote Off Extravaganza!
FAQs – Queuing: How to queue (on cue) to be a queue master
How to Tell if Someone is Lying
Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”
Dennis Pennis: The Celebrity Interviewer Ready With Insults
Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread
Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble
How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”
Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)
15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title
A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness
Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)
Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)
Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)
Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)
FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more
Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Doctor Whom (it’s much better than Doctor Who)
15 Famous Proverbs Ruined By Adding “Kneecaps” Into Them
Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun
How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)
Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage
Professional Moron is on STRIKE!
Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions
FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.
Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games
Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction
Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse
