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Tag: Humor

Bob's Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza
24 hours ago June 30, 2022June 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

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Men shaving should be illegal
3 days ago June 28, 2022June 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband doesn’t clean the sink after shaving!”

Great white sharks at work
4 days ago June 27, 2022June 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Great White Sharks at Work: Laws Regarding Toothy Monstrosities

The Geysers and Geezers shop
1 week ago June 23, 2022June 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Geysers & Geezers Pub [Sponsored Post]

BBQ employment laws for work
1 week ago June 21, 2022June 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

Aliens demand dinosaurs to abduct
2 weeks ago June 20, 2022June 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #13: Aliens DEMAND Dinosaurs

The Procession to Calvary
2 weeks ago June 19, 2022June 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Procession to Calvary: Point-and-Click Meets Monty Python

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
2 weeks ago June 19, 2022June 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion: Avoid Taxes in Veg-Based Romp

Windshield Wipers is the hottest club in town
June 16, 2022June 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

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Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

The crooner albums of Gut-Rot McGee
June 13, 2022June 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Gut-Rot McGee: The Story of the (fake) ’50s Crooner Star

Frank's Flower Shop
June 9, 2022May 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

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Buffy the Ampersand Slayer
June 7, 2022June 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Buffy the Ampersand Slayer: The Great TV Show That Never Was

Ping-pong at work employment laws
June 6, 2022June 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ping-Pong Tables at Work: Why Your Business MUST Have One

Tabitha's Tea Shop and Atom Bomb Test Site
June 2, 2022May 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tabitha’s Tea Shop & Atom Bomb Test Site [Sponsored Post]

All the greatest kelp hits
May 31, 2022May 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Kelp” Into the Title

Tumbleweed Tuna country music band
May 30, 2022May 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tumbleweed Tuna: The Story of the (fake) Country Music Band

Bad Bin Bags
May 26, 2022May 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Billy’s Big Bad Bin Bag Business [Sponsored Post]

A group of aliens desperately trying to get a doormat
May 24, 2022May 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Aliens Demanding Doormats

Men wearing shorts during the summer
May 23, 2022May 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop men wearing shorts this summer!?”

The curtsy in the workplace
May 20, 2022May 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Curtsying at Work: The How, Why, and When of the Polite Bob

Leslie's Lazy Laundry Service
May 17, 2022May 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Leslie’s Lazy Laundry Service [Sponsored Post]

Army of Darkness Japanese poster
May 16, 2022May 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Army of Darkness: “This is my boomstick!” Quote Off!

Carl's Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd.
May 12, 2022May 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Earth's violins are under threat from alien abduction
May 10, 2022May 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Violin Hating Aliens Seek Destruction

Piano Jones the Indiana Jones piano
May 9, 2022April 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Piano Jones the Indiana Jones Themed Piano

2025 Osaka World Expo mascot
May 6, 2022May 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

About the 2025 Osaka World Expo Mascot

Stunts! With Seriously Stupid Stuart
May 5, 2022April 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

STUNTS! With Seriously Stupid Stuart [Sponsored Post]

An alien holding a placard explaining the importance of the Oxford comma
May 3, 2022April 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #11: Pedantic Aliens Demand the Oxford Comma

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

Nina's Nebula Nair Bar and Space Station
April 28, 2022April 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Nina’s Nebula Nail Bar & Space Station [Sponsored Post]

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

Laura's Lopsided Lemonade Stand
April 21, 2022April 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Laura’s Lopsided Lemonade Stand [Sponsored Post]

A poltergeist grinning and screaming like crazy
April 19, 2022April 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Poltergeists at Work: The Law Regarding Supernatural Beings

A door with a door knock, ideal for knock, knock, ginger
April 18, 2022April 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Knock, Knock, Ginger: The History of the Ding-Dong-Ditch Prank

Some feet and ankles covered by socks
April 15, 2022April 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I fix my sprained ankle?”

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