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Tag: Humor

A moonlit silhouette of a couple with the man proposing
8 hours ago January 20, 2022January 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need a budget engagement ring for my broad!”

An employee running at work to meet a timeline
2 days ago January 18, 2022January 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Running at Work: How to Slow Employees Down

Upper class people enjoying a luncheon
3 days ago January 17, 2022January 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

10 Hit Singles Ruined By Making Them Upper Class

Merry Mike's Drunken Martial Arts Classes
1 week ago January 13, 2022December 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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A love heart in a digital vortex
1 week ago January 11, 2022December 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Women Seeking Men

A love heart on a keyboard enter key
1 week ago January 10, 2022January 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Men Seeking Women

A grimacing face anger emoji
January 6, 2022December 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You’d be prettier if you smiled” Guys Keep Saying

NASTY: The World's Worst Space Program
January 4, 2022December 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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A cartoon alien on a half Moon with a Christmas tree attached
January 3, 2022January 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #9: Santa Claus Gets Abducted!

A garlic clove
December 30, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband stinks of garlic!”

Mad Maureen's Magnificent Mud Museum
December 28, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mad Maureen’s Magnificent Mud Museum [Sponsored Post]

A Christmas card with joly messages on it
December 27, 2021December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day 2021 Report

Heinz Christmas Dinner Big Soup in a tin
December 25, 2021December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Dinner Big Soup: Is This Heinz’s Masterpiece?

An assortment of well aligned apartments
December 24, 2021December 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife keeps throwing my belongings out the window!”

Workplace signs for items you can wear, including shoes
December 21, 2021December 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Slippers at Work: Laws on Comfortable Workplace Footwear

Santa says Just say Ho!
December 20, 2021December 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Gets a Medical

A bowl of turmeric with raisins nearby
December 17, 2021December 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Turmeric at Work: Employment Laws For Yellow Aromatic Powder

Chainsaw Chopsticks
December 14, 2021December 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Chainsaw Chopsticks For a Deliciously Dangerous Meal

Santa's cartoon hat with a red background
December 13, 2021December 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Notes on Effective Leadership During Trying Times

A Christmas angel figure smiling
December 7, 2021December 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Crush

Wall Street with Gordon Gekko and "Greed is good"
December 6, 2021December 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Greed is Good: Wall Street Quote Off Extravaganza!

A bonsai tree
November 30, 2021November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with a bonsai tree”

Santa Claus running with some presents saying Ho ho ho
November 29, 2021November 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds

Godzilla rampaging through the countryside
November 23, 2021November 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband a giant lizard?!”

A collection of cartoon space rockets and the cosmos
November 22, 2021November 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dandelion & Burdock (and space)

Santa Claus eating a chocolate chip cookie
November 16, 2021November 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Mince Pie Eating Competition

A woman with lipstick gossiping in a man's ear
November 15, 2021November 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Deep sea diving CURED my gossiping addiction!”

A bedroom with brown wallpaper
November 9, 2021November 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wallpaper choices are destroying my marriage!”

Christmas items in red and blue
November 8, 2021November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Does Some Paperwork

A woman's face close up to her eyes
November 2, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)

A traffic sign saying Christmas on it
November 1, 2021November 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Paranoia About the Millennium Bug

A smug looking businessman next to his laptop, no doubt typing a sug LinkedIn guru message
October 29, 2021October 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

Lots of little Santas across Christmas wrapping
October 25, 2021October 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

A woman in pyjamas holding a pillow after sleepwalking into a field
October 22, 2021October 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

A cheerful cartoon Santa hugging a polar bear
October 11, 2021October 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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