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Tag: Humor

Anarchy strike
2 hours ago February 21, 2019February 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage

Strike
2 days ago February 19, 2019February 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is on STRIKE!

Clouds with sunshine shining through
1 week ago February 13, 2019February 13, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
2 weeks ago February 8, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Alien and a human
February 5, 2019February 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

Thank you
February 4, 2019February 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

Men with slightly off looking heads
January 29, 2019January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Megaphone for a voice
January 26, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Voice

A woman taking a selfie with scenery in the background
January 24, 2019January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

A cartoon lady getting angry next to her laptop
January 22, 2019January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?

Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Cement mixer
January 17, 2019January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

A woman in a wedding dress
January 15, 2019January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019January 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Brain
January 11, 2019January 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test

Kimi Raikkonen
January 10, 2019January 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver

Death skull flag
January 8, 2019January 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Plague” Into The Title

Kitchen and a sink with bottles
January 7, 2019January 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)

A couple flirting
January 4, 2019January 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

Soap bars
January 3, 2019January 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Soapranos

Online dating
January 2, 2019December 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

Party drinks
December 27, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Rain
December 19, 2018December 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51

Black humour1
December 18, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Should You Be Laughing At This? by Hugleikur Dagsson

Spam
December 17, 2018December 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

Chavs slumped over unconscious
December 14, 2018December 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes!

EU
December 13, 2018December 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

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