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Tag: Humor

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
1 day ago January 26, 2021January 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

Two businessmen shaking hands to the backdrop of money.
6 days ago January 21, 2021January 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy

The cast of Father Ted
1 week ago January 20, 2021January 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Father Ted: DRINK! It’s the Ecumenical Comedy Classic

Human feet made out in the shape of rocks on a sandy beach
1 week ago January 19, 2021January 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Greatest Human Foot in History?

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021January 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

A retro cartoon horror scream
January 5, 2021January 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations

New Year's resolution list for 2021
January 4, 2021January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”

A crowd of friends clinking alcoholc beverages
January 1, 2021January 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

Hands upon hands and fingers
December 30, 2020December 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Personal Arguments of Mr. Armleg Fistfoot [Unfinished]

Toy figurines singing Christmas carols
December 29, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Athlete’s Foot” to the Title

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020December 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

An eyeball of a man jealous of a couple kissing
December 18, 2020January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

A detective examining some fingerprints
December 15, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Detective Moron: “Find out if my husband is having an affair!”

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

A boy with acne
December 11, 2020December 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”

Le Pétomane (Joseph Pujol)
December 10, 2020December 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Le Pétomane: The Awesome Absurdity of France’s Top Flatulist

Trigger Happy TV
December 9, 2020December 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Trigger Happy TV: The Fast-Paced Hidden Camera Show

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020December 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

A man with a big bushy beard
December 4, 2020December 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

Santa just says ho
November 20, 2020November 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

The moronic survey 2020
November 12, 2020November 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Moronic Survey 2020: Take Part in it Now, Dammit!

Professional Moron as a scarecrow
November 10, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Art Special: The Professional Moron Scarecrow

A Santa hat on a picket fence line in the snow.
November 9, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

November 7, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Reblog: Princess Blue Holly vs Etamilc Egnahc

The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ by Sue Townsend
November 7, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ by Sue Townsend

A man holding strings of fresh pasta.
November 5, 2020November 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

A Christmas snow seen, with trees and frost.
November 2, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

Gout DNA strand
October 29, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

Gogs the claymation caveman sitcom
October 28, 2020October 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gogs: Fun Caveman Claymation Sitcom With Grunting

A crowd of people, possibly in a cult
October 27, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has joined a cult!”

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