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Tag: Humor

The Wizard of Oz
2 days ago January 24, 2020January 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A human skull covered in horrifying blood
3 days ago January 23, 2020January 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Horror Films Ruined by Adding “Snuggums” Into the Title

Bald man working out lifting weights in the gym
5 days ago January 21, 2020January 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband’s sweaty armpits are gross!”

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
2 weeks ago January 15, 2020January 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
2 weeks ago January 14, 2020January 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020January 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

The Young Ones with Rik, Vyvyan, Neil, and Mike
January 8, 2020January 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Young Ones: Anarchic BBC Comedy Stuff of Legends

Crazy ex-boyfriends - a guy wielding an axe
January 7, 2020December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What do I do about my crazy exes?!”

Flame Hyenard
January 5, 2020January 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flame Hyenard: “Burn to the ground!” in Mega Man X7

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020January 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019December 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Wattam
December 29, 2019January 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Wattam: The Most Bizarre Indie Game of 2019

Mr. Bumap by Roger Hargreaves
December 28, 2019January 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Men by Roger Hargreaves

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019December 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Skyrim
December 24, 2019December 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Acting: Real Life Depictions of Dodgy AI & Bugs

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019December 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Blogging on WordPress
December 5, 2019December 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Oliver Twist film poster
December 3, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
November 29, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

Season's Greetings Christmas card with polar bears
November 25, 2019November 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

Super Mario Kart on the SNES
November 22, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mike Matei & Super Mario Kart—F1 Tracks Hack Amusement

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019November 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

The Star Wars character posing on an Empire Strikes Back poster
November 12, 2019November 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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