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Santa's Factory
2 weeks ago October 11, 2017October 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory!

A day in the life of Santa Claus
October 5, 2017September 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

Christmas present ideas from Santa
September 28, 2017September 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

How to improve rap music
September 26, 2017September 26, 2017Mr. Wapojif

12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title

Aiiiiiiiiie the new rap album
September 25, 2017September 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Aiiiiiiiiie: Check Out Our Debut Gangsta Rap Album!

How to speak like you're from Northern England
September 21, 2017September 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

Father Christmas Exclusive Column
September 19, 2017September 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

Paintings improved by being smelly
September 13, 2017September 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title

Santa Exclusive Christmas Column
September 12, 2017September 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

Santa's Exclusive Column 2017
September 4, 2017September 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back - Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder
August 22, 2017August 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Fromaige Fred
August 21, 2017August 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

How to ask out a woman
August 16, 2017August 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

The Tooth Pickaxe
August 10, 2017August 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

How to avoid being friend zoned
August 9, 2017August 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”

Baguettes food and a plastic bin bag
August 8, 2017August 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

Pavements and sidewalks - the difference
August 7, 2017August 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

Famous celebrities with different surnames
August 3, 2017August 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 A List Celebrities Renamed With Better Surnames

Breaking Bad - I am the one who knocks
August 1, 2017July 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking Bad: “I am the one who knocks!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Toaster and kettle all-in-one
July 31, 2017July 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

Legal terms improved by using poo in the title
July 24, 2017July 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 Legal Terms Improved By Adding “Poo” Into Them

Grease on Toast
July 20, 2017July 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

Trainspitting
July 18, 2017July 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)

Whiplash - Not quite my tempo
July 12, 2017July 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: “Not quite my tempo” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The best chat up lines for men
July 10, 2017July 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”

How to Name Your Baby Guide
July 7, 2017July 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How to Name Your Baby (with help from Professional Moron!)

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
July 6, 2017July 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth

Planet of the Apes - Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
July 5, 2017July 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017July 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

Banofeet pie
July 3, 2017July 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

Bobble hats banned in the UK
June 30, 2017June 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

Oscar Winning Films Ruined by Cement
June 29, 2017June 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 Oscar Winning Films Ruined By Adding “Cement” to the Title

Slipper Kippers
June 27, 2017June 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

Why can't I use mankind in conversation
June 26, 2017June 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”

June 23, 2017June 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream

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