Tag: Humor
Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred
How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)
Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”
Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)
News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK
20 A List Celebrities Renamed With Better Surnames
Breaking Bad: “I am the one who knocks!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)
20 Legal Terms Improved By Adding “Poo” Into Them
Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)
Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)
Whiplash: “Not quite my tempo” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”
How to Name Your Baby (with help from Professional Moron!)
Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth
Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)
Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)
Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged
20 Oscar Winning Films Ruined By Adding “Cement” to the Title
Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”
Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream
Great Sayings Revisited: More than just a petty face
Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?
Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)
Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”
20 Classic Plays Ruined By Using Body Parts in the Title
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”
Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!
20 Classic Songs Ruined By Using Fish Names in the Titles
