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Tag: Humor

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
23 hours ago December 9, 2019December 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Blogging on WordPress
5 days ago December 5, 2019December 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Disciplinary hearing
6 days ago December 4, 2019December 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Oliver Twist film poster
7 days ago December 3, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!

Let it snow!
1 week ago December 2, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
2 weeks ago November 29, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A crocodile lying beside a pond
2 weeks ago November 28, 2019November 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

Season's Greetings Christmas card with polar bears
November 25, 2019November 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

Super Mario Kart on the SNES
November 22, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mike Matei & Super Mario Kart—F1 Tracks Hack Amusement

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019November 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

The Star Wars character posing on an Empire Strikes Back poster
November 12, 2019November 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

NBA 2K15 basketball player
November 8, 2019November 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

NBA 2K15: Voice Acting So Bizarrely Bad It’s Comedy Genius

A woman eating her food with a fork, probably a romantic dinner
November 7, 2019November 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”

Brass Eye
November 6, 2019November 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Brass Eye: Clarky Cats, Cake, and Satire

The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim
November 5, 2019November 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Bugs: Some of the RPG Epic’s Best Stupid Moments

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Chess in a vibrant setting
October 31, 2019October 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”

Relax at Christmas with balls
October 28, 2019October 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation

How to Avoid Huge Ships
October 26, 2019October 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Avoid Huge Ships by Captain John W. Trimmer

Interview
October 25, 2019October 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif Q&A: Getting to know the Professional Moron Editor

Taxi
October 24, 2019October 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Six Feet Uber (better than Six Feet Under)

Agony aunt and agony in an ambulance
October 22, 2019October 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in physical agony, what should I do!?”

Santa Claus is drunk
October 21, 2019October 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The War Effort and Opinions on Marmalade

Autumn
October 18, 2019October 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

Office printer
October 15, 2019October 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”

Santa Claus model in the snow
October 14, 2019October 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!

A toilet with a red background of tiles
October 11, 2019October 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)

A softboi man
October 10, 2019October 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Softbois: Examining This Man Bloke Dating Phenomena

Christmas balls
October 8, 2019October 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age

Graham Chapman in Life of Brian
October 4, 2019October 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Graham Chapman: Remembering the Monty Python Star

Rugby players playing rugby on a grass pitch
October 3, 2019October 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My flirting strategy keeps landing me in jail!”

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 2, 2019October 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Phantom Menace: “Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo” Quote Off!

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