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Tag: toilet

Washing hands after using the toilet is unnecessary
January 27, 2026January 27, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I don’t wash my hands after I pee…” 🚽

The Sega Toylet urinal arcade game
January 15, 2023January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sega Toylet: Interactive Urinal-Based Gaming… Fun

Toilet Bastard the toilet cleaner
October 20, 2022October 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Toilet Bastard: Destroying Toilets Since 1973 [Sponsored Post]

Tony's Tyrannical Toilets Ltd.
September 1, 2022September 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Tyrannical Toilets Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020August 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

A toilet with a red tiled background
September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps clogging the toilet!”

A pile of toilet paper
June 2, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bog Roll: How is it Made?

People at work talking about business
August 9, 2019August 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

Man falling asleep over some poems
June 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

The Handwash Toilet
July 27, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Handwash Toilet (for cleanliness & convenience)

Toilet Cloner
June 19, 2017June 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)

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