Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Devil World: Oddball First NES Effort From Shigeru Miyamoto 👿
Editor’s Opinion: A Pompous and Rambling Review of 2024 🌍🌐🧀
Beetments: Baked Beans Health Spa 🥫 [Sponsored Post]
Free Sandwiches at Work: Should This be an Employee Right?! 🥪
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Can AI Save Christmas!? 🤖🎅
Tetris Forever: Glorious Tribute to the Perfection of Tetris 🕹️
NES Tetris: Why It’s Still One of the Most Popular Puzzlers 🟨🟥🟧⬛
Mark Rothko: Ecstasy & Tragedy Told Through Abstract Stuff 🟨🟧
Ho Ho Haiku Christmas Bah Humbug Special 🎅🎄✍️
Fish Mouthwash🐟🍶 [Sponsored Post]
Notes on Cat Beds (and pet furniture) 🐈⬛🛏️
The Snow Con Man: Great Books That Never Were ⛄🚨👮
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Day of Many Explosions 💥🎅💥
Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd. 💪 [Sponsored Post]
Swearing in F1 and the Case of the FIA 🤬🏎️🤬
Agony Aunt: “Is my husband’s running addiction DANGEROUS!? 🚨☢️
The ULTIMATE List of Everything WOKE 🚨🔔⚠️☢️🛑
Donkey Kong Land 2: More Bananas in Game Boy DKC Romp 🍌🍌
Donkey Kong Land: DKC Stuffed Onto the Game Boy 🍌
MoroniCast #21: Donkey Kong Country 30th Anniversary 🕹️🎄
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s Empathy Exorcism 🎅
John’s Cannonball Food Deliveries 🍛💣 [Sponsored Post]
The Conversation: A Landmark Consideration on Privacy ☎️
Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions 🍕🥳
War and Please: Great Books That Never Were 🪖
The Plucky Squire: Charming On/Off Page Storybook Adventure 🧚♀️
ODDADA: Funky Toybox Music Maker With Heart and Soul 🎼🎷
This is Caravaggio by Annabel Howard 👊🎨⚔️
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ Rebrand DISASTER 🏄🎅
The International Seesaw Committee of Excellence👨💼👩💼 [Sponsored Post]
The Holdovers: Bittersweet Cult Classic Xmas Comedy Drama ❄️
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend USES MY toothbrush…” 🪥
NEWS FLASH: WOKE Rainbow Carrots a DEADLY Threat 🌈🥕
Mario Family: GBC Sewing Game With a Purpose (to sew) 🧵
Monkey Puncher: Bizarre GBC Romp With Boxing Primates🙉🥊
Tribute to Barbara Hepworth’s Striking Lithographs 🔴🟨⚫
