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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
A man using the face with tears of joy - laughing crying emoji - to troll
August 28, 2023August 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys overuse the laughing crying emoji?” 😂😂😂😂

The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom by Nintendo
August 27, 2023September 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (is a masterpiece)

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom logo
August 27, 2023August 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating Tears of the Kingdom’s Spectacular Soundtrack

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
August 26, 2023August 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (1979 novel) by Douglas Adams

Not washing mugs at work laws
August 25, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Not Washing Mugs at Work: Laws on Office Mug Etiquette

Subordinate snooping tattleware for tracking employees
August 24, 2023August 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Subordinate Snooping: MONITOR STAFF NOW!!! ⚠️ [Sponsored Post]

Papillon the 1973 film with Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman
August 23, 2023September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Papillon: Bleak Prison Drama With Notes on Solitude

Total Recall Uncut film with Schwarzenegger
August 22, 2023August 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “Consider that a divorce” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Sheds album The Shed is Dead
August 21, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Sheds: Banal Indie Band With Gardening-Based Storage Hits

Machinarium by Amanita Design
August 20, 2023October 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Machinarium: Steampunk Excellence in Robotic Romp

Dredge the indie game about horror and fishing
August 20, 2023August 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dredge: Peaceful Fishing Game (with LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR!)

The Garden of Earthly Delights by Hieronymus Bosch
August 19, 2023October 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hieronymus Bosch and the Hellish Garden of Earthly Delights

A brief history of Jiaozi
August 18, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Jiaozi (餃子) 🇨🇳

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer
August 17, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer 🍮 [Sponsored Post]

The Exorcist by William Friedkin in 1973
August 16, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Exorcist: 50th Anniversary Retrospective & Friedkin Tribute

F1's best driver pianists
August 15, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

F1 Driver Pianists: Behold Motorsport’s Finest Piano Players

The floordrobe where men leave their clothes on the floor
August 14, 2023August 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My man’s FLOORDROBE habit is gross!”

Mr. Saitou the indie game
August 13, 2023August 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Saitou: Super Cute Satire on Working Life (with llamaworms)

Assemble With Care by usetwo games
August 13, 2023August 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Assemble With Care: Become an Antique Repairer, Dammit!

The best indie game soundtracks ever
August 12, 2023December 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

20 of the Best Indie Game Soundtracks Ever 🎮🕹️🎵

Little Misunderstandings of No Importance and Other Stories by Antonio Tabucchi
August 12, 2023August 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Little Misunderstandings of No Importance by Antonio Tabucchi

Sarcasm at work guide for employers
August 11, 2023August 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sarcasm at Work: Laws Regarding Workplace Sass & Scorn

Enter the National Pottery to win pots
August 10, 2023August 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The National Pottery: Enter to WIN the JACKPOT! 🎉 [Sponsored Post]

The Band's song The Weight
August 10, 2023August 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Robbie Robertson Tribute (The Weight & The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down)

Grave of the Fireflies the 1988 Studio Ghibli film
August 9, 2023August 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grave of the Fireflies: Devastating Depiction of War’s Real Cost

Jingle All the Way film 1996 with Arnold Schwarzenegger
August 8, 2023August 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jingle All the Way: “Put that cookie down! Now!” Quote Off!

Men rearranging their crotch in public
August 7, 2023August 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why must men ‘rearrange themselves’ in public!?”

Pilgrims by Amanita Design
August 6, 2023October 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pilgrims: Playful Adventure Game Steeped in European Lore

Summer Catchers the endless runner
August 6, 2023August 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Summer Catchers: Irksome Endless Runner With Cute Pixel Art

The Tempest by Ivan Aivazovsky
August 5, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ivan Aivazovsky: Dazzling Romanticism & Marine Art

The Great Gutsby the novel
August 4, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Gutsby: Great Books That Never Were

Broken Windows book delivery service
August 3, 2023August 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Broken Windows Book Delivery Service [Sponsored Post]

A Single Man film
August 2, 2023August 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Single Man: Colin Firth Excels in Moving Ode to Grief

Schwarzenegger in Command the film
August 1, 2023August 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Commando: “I lied” Big Arnie Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Man Look - when a man losing his things and can't find them
July 31, 2023July 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The Man Look – why can’t my husband find things?!”

Surviving Mars the strategy game
July 30, 2023July 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Surviving Mars: SimCity Meets Mars in Space Strategy Romp

Train Valley 2 the indie game
July 30, 2023July 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Train Valley 2: Cosy Choo Choo Tycoon Puzzle Fun

The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories by H. P. Lovecraft
July 29, 2023August 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories by H. P. Lovecraft

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