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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
The Running Man with Big Arnie
July 10, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Running Man: “Here is Subzero. Now Plain Zero!”

Captain Toad Treasure Tracker game
July 9, 2023July 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker (cute puzzle solving cuteness)

Cessabit the puzzle game
July 9, 2023July 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cessabit: Memory Game That Alleviates That Anxiety Thing

Economics for the Many (edited by John McDonnell)
July 8, 2023July 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Economics for the Many (edited by John McDonnell)

A brief history of chopsticks
July 7, 2023July 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Chopsticks🥢

Hunk of the Month Enterprises Ltd.
July 6, 2023July 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hunk of the Month Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly 2007 film
July 5, 2023July 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly: Freedom Within Colossal Loss

The sin of desk eating
July 4, 2023July 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Desk Eating: Employment Laws on Hunger-Based Insubordination

Men wearing graphic t-shirts on dates
July 3, 2023July 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men wear graphic t-shirts on dates?!”

Cassette Beasts the indie game
July 2, 2023July 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cassette Beasts: RPG Larks With Cassette Players & Voxel Art

The Big Con indie game by Mighty Yell
July 2, 2023July 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Con: 1990s Galore in Pixel Art Video Store Romp

Selfie University - Enrol Now for Ego Admissions
June 29, 2023June 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Join Selfie University for Degrees in Egotism [Sponsored Post]

127 Hours the 2010 film
June 28, 2023June 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

127 Hours: Extreme Survival With a Triumphant Outcome

Crime and Plushies the famous book
June 27, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Crime and Plushies: Great Books That Never Were

A fat man in a supermarket buying food and scaring women
June 26, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps taking his top off in supermarkets”

Coffee Talk Episode 2: Hibiscus & Butterfly
June 25, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Coffee Talk Episode 2: Hibiscus & Butterfly (this is bloody great!)

Dordogne the indie game
June 25, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dordogne: Artistic Childhood Recollections in France (innit)

Watership Down book by Richard Adams
June 24, 2023April 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Down by Richard Adams

A woman discussing violent chopstick behaviour at work, indicating chopsticks are dangerous to use
June 23, 2023June 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks at Work: How to Stop Employees Poking Their Eyes Out

ROD the dating app for fishermen
June 22, 2023June 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ROD: Fishing & Flirting App for Fishermen [Sponsored Post]

Stranger Than Fiction the 2006 film
June 21, 2023June 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Stranger Than Fiction: Ferrell Contemplates Unknown Fates

Moby-Duck; or, The Mallard book
June 20, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Moby-Duck; or, The Mallard: Great Books That Never Were

A woman being forced to carry her boyfriend's things
June 19, 2023June 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I REFUSE to carry my boyfriend’s stuff?”

Inkulinati the indie game
June 18, 2023June 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Inkulinati: Medieval Rabbit Bums and Turn-Based Strategy Stuff

The Legend of Tianding indie game
June 18, 2023June 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Tianding: Dead Cells Meets Japanese Tea Ceremonies

The Who Sell Out album with Odorono the song
June 17, 2023June 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Odorono: The Who Track Celebrating Deodorant & Singing

The Running Man starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
June 16, 2023June 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Running Man: “You cold-blooded bastard!” Quote Off!

Bouncy Castle Enterprises Corporation Ltd.
June 15, 2023June 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Bouncy Castle Enterprises Corporation Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Sideways the 2004 comedy-drama film
June 14, 2023June 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sideways: Friendship & Mid-Life Crises (to the tune of wine)

Decompression the TV series
June 13, 2023June 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Decompression: Succession Spin-Off With Deep Sea Diving

Real men only need to sleep on a mattress on the floor
June 12, 2023June 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend sleeps on a mattress on the floor… why?!”

Planet of Lana the indie game
June 11, 2023June 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Planet of Lana: Epic Cinematic Sci-Fi Romp With a Cute Pet Cat Thing

Merge & Blade the indie game fantasy puzzle platformer
June 11, 2023June 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Merge & Blade: Just Super for Pick-Up-And-Play Shenanigans

The Who Sell Out Super Deluxe Edition
June 10, 2023June 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tattoo: Rites of Passage in Introspective Who Song

The Manly Guide to Women at Work
June 9, 2023June 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Women at Work: How to Manage Working Women at the Workplace

VIBee - Very Important Bee Services
June 8, 2023June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

VIB: Very Important Bee Services for Businesses [Sponsored Post]

Tetris the 2023 biographical thriller film
June 7, 2023June 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tetris: Biographical Thriller is All About the Tetrominoes

A man refusing to take directions from his girlfriend
June 6, 2023June 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to ask for directions”

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