Category: Food and Drink
Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?
Chopsticks: Make Your Eating Elegant in 2019
Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)
Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)
The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy
Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)
Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream
Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”
Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup
Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)
Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream
Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)
Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!
Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)
Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)
Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)
Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)
15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name
Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)
Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab
Exclusive Recipe: Ice Cream, Butter, and Crisps Smoothie
Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?
Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)
Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)
Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)
