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Category: Food and Drink

Three Eton Mess desserts
January 14, 2022January 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Eton Mess: Upper Class Dessert With Strawberries

Pease pudding in a bowl
January 7, 2022December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pease Pudding: Boiled Legumes Dish Resembling Sludge

Stargazy pie with fish poking out of the pie crust
December 31, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Stargazy Pie: Quirky Fish Dish is a Cornish Delight

Heinz Christmas Dinner Big Soup in a tin
December 25, 2021December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Dinner Big Soup: Is This Heinz’s Masterpiece?

Red Leicester cheese from supermarket Iceland
December 23, 2021December 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Red Leicester: Is This Britain’s Greatest Cheese?

A bottle of Ribena
December 16, 2021December 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ribena: Fruit Squash That Bolstered Many a Childhood

Cute red Japanese ceramic Gaiwan teapot and teacup set
December 11, 2021December 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Tea Stuff: Bringing Ikigai Into Our World

Fentiman's Dandelion & Burdock drink
December 10, 2021November 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dandelion and Burdock: Distinct Beverage With a Kick

Lucozade the energy drink
December 3, 2021November 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lucozade: The Sporty Fizzy Drink is a British Legend

Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion crisps
November 26, 2021November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & Onion Crisps: Tribute to This Oddball Potato Chip Combo

A can of Camden Town Brewery's Marmite Ale
November 20, 2021November 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Marmite Ale: Lowdown on the Yeast-Based Beer Extravaganza

A collection of digestive biscuits
November 19, 2021March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Digestive Biscuits: Iconic British Snack Perfect For Tea

An assortment of Jaffa Cakes
November 12, 2021November 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jaffa Cakes: Legendary Biscuit-Sized Cakes Own ALL!

An assortment of fish fingers
November 5, 2021October 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fish Fingers: Iconic Battered Whitefish-Based Stick is Tasty

A pork pie
October 28, 2021October 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pork Pie: The Legendary Hot or Cold Meat Pie

October 21, 2021October 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bedfordshire Clanger: Gargantuan Pastry Dish Includes Apples

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

Deep-Fried Mars Bar
October 7, 2021October 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Deep-Fried Mars Bars: Scottish Chocolate Treat of Bad Health

September 30, 2021July 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Wigan Kebab: Pie Barm With Stodge and Northerness

Carrs Pasties with a pasty barm
September 23, 2021September 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pasty Barm: Stodge Happy Bolton Delicacy is Food

Bread sauce
September 17, 2021September 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bread Sauce: Do You Want Some MORE Bread With That, Mate?

A toy soldier holding a bazooka
September 14, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)

The Forme of Cury book
September 10, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Forme of Cury: England’s First (and most glorious) Cookbook

Arctic Roll ice cream dessert
September 3, 2021September 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Arctic Roll: Freezing Dessert Threatens You With Hypothermia

Jam roly-poly served with custard
August 27, 2021August 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jam Roly-Poly: Jolly Dessert That’s Good With Custard

Scrambled eggs with chives on top
August 20, 2021August 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Scrambled Eggs: Breakfast or Lunch Special Anyone Can Cook

A jar of Branston Pickle
August 12, 2021August 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Branston Pickle: The Shiver Me Timbers of a Chutney

Chicken nuggets with a small ramekin of BBQ sauce
August 6, 2021June 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

BBQ Sauce: Making US Barbecues Ultra-Saucy (Since Forever)

Heinz Salad Cream
July 30, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Salad Cream: The Underdog Condiment That’s Good With Veg

A BLT bacon butty with white bread
July 20, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Bacon Butty: Roll With a Whole Lotta Saturated Fat

A cartoon Christmas pudding
July 16, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Pudding: Ultimate Dessert Packs a Fiery Punch

MoroniCast podcast logo
July 10, 2021November 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #2: Food Ranting & Observations

A pot of jellied eels
July 9, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jellied Eels: Will Put Hair On Your Eyebrows

A bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
July 2, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Worcestershire Sauce: Everyone’s Favourite Unpronounceable Fermented Liquid

HP Sauce next to Big Ben in London
June 25, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Brown Sauce: How HP Sauce Conquered Blighty

Parmo - the Middlesbrough trademark dish
June 18, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Parmo: Middlesbrough’s Teeside Cheesy Treat

Mince pies piled on top of each other
June 11, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mince Pies: Christmas Desserts Served in Foil Cases

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