Category: Food and Drink
Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)
Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)
15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name
Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)
Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab
Exclusive Recipe: Ice Cream, Butter, and Crisps Smoothie
Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?
Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)
Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)
Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)
Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)
15 Classic Albums Improved By Adding “Cabbage” Into the Title
Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)
Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)
Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)
Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)
Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!
Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Migraine Pie (skip work in style!)
Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)
Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)
Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream
Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)
Exclusive Recipe: Pizza-Zigazig Ah (Spice Girls themed pizza)
20 Classic Songs Ruined By Using Fish Names in the Titles
Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)
20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title
Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)
