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Category: Agony Aunt

Husband buys wife a pet goat for Christmas
December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” 🐐

A man performative reading to try and impress a woman
December 8, 2025December 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Will performative reading bag me the babes?!” 📚

When your boyfriend uses ketchup all over everything
November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” 🍅

The joys of tiger parenting
November 10, 2025November 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re TIGER parents and bloody proud of it, too!” 🐯

When all a man wants to eat is garlic bread
November 3, 2025November 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Garlic bread diet concerns the wife” 🧄

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England's public transport system)
October 28, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England’s public transport system) 💂

Husband whistles too much it's annoying
October 20, 2025October 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband WHISTLES too much!!!” 😮‍💨

Beaded door curtains are the sign of a failed marriage
October 6, 2025October 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife LOVES beaded door curtains!” 🚪

Tinned soup for every meal
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” 🥫

The horror of an unmade bed in a relationship
September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend can’t make the bed!” 🛏️

A bald human male afraid of a lightbulb
September 8, 2025September 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband always leaves lights on in the house!” 💡

Husband hogs the remote control
August 25, 2025August 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “MY HUSBAND HOGS THE REMOTE CONTROL!!!” 📺

Boyfriend eats dog food
August 18, 2025August 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend keeps eating dog food…” 🐶

The knife and fork is the destroyer of marriages
August 11, 2025August 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband can’t use a knife and fork!” 🍴

How kids can handle strict parents
July 28, 2025July 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Mummy and daddy are VERY STRICT what do I do!?” 😡

Why Playing Games on Hard mode Doesn’t automatically lead to being an alpha male
July 21, 2025July 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I play games on Hard Mode, why aren’t babes lining up!?” 💪

When your boyfriend gets you a pet wasp
July 15, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend got me a pet wasp… WTF?!” 🐝

Husband's chronic phone addiction problem
July 8, 2025July 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband checks his phone constantly 24/7 WTF!?” 📱

Are cold showers manly?
July 1, 2025July 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do cold showers make me MANLY?!” 🚿💪

Do women find nose hair attractive?
June 24, 2025June 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do women find nose hair attractive?” 🥸

Find the AI of your dreams in a romantic relationship
June 17, 2025June 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’ve replaced my husband with an AI chatbot…” 🤖

Husbands in a pub with pints of ale
June 9, 2025June 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband spends too much time in The Pub!” 🍻

When is it time to destroy your boyfriend's belongings?
May 19, 2025May 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend is annoying, should I burn his belongings?” 🔥

Wash your hands - or not?
May 12, 2025May 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DOESN’T WASH HANDS after using the bathroom!” 🚹

The Skinhead Lawn Mowing Movement for a skinhead lawn
April 28, 2025April 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s MAD skinhead lawn mowing obsession!” 🏡

Annoying man being fussy in a coffee shop
April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Fussy husband is EMBARRASSING in coffee shops!” ☕

A man slurping his soup and annoying his wife
April 11, 2025April 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband SLURPS his soup… HELP!!!” 🍲

Older male perm envy special
April 1, 2025April 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a perm for his mid-life crisis” 💇

When a man loves bleeding radiators
March 18, 2025March 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s hobby is bleeding radiators…” 🔨

Drunk gym time where real men drink beer
March 3, 2025March 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband do drunk gym sessions?!” 💪🍺

Pretentious boyfriend uses one as an impersonal pronoun
February 17, 2025February 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Bf’s impersonal pronoun use of ‘one’ is annoying as hell!” 🤬

Screaming in job interviews is a bad idea as this woman demonstrates
January 28, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop screaming in job interviews?” 😱

Husband wants family to live on Mars
January 13, 2025January 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our husband wants us to go to Mars!” ☄️

Husband got a pet goose for Christmas
December 30, 2024December 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a pet goose for Christmas…” 🦢

Husband's running addiction is dangerous
December 3, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband’s running addiction DANGEROUS!? 🚨☢️

An unhappy woman contemplating the complex dynamics of toothbrush usage in relationships
November 19, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend USES MY toothbrush…” 🪥

The horror of ghosting in online dating
November 5, 2024November 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do women GHOST me on dating apps?!” 👻

Aftershave is the saviour of society
October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧴

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