Yellow circle

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Satire & Culture ⛄

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Sponsored Posts
    • Alien Abduction Diaries
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • Haiku Friday
  • Features
    • Business Advice
    • Exclusive Santa Newsletter!
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Formula 1
    • MoroniCast Podcast
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • World Food History
    • British Food History
    • Food Disasters
  • Films, TV, Music
    • Film Reviews (serious ones)
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • Epic Music
    • Drumming Stuff
    • Art Stuff
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Great Books That Never Were
    • The Story of the Fake Band
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video Games
    • Indie Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • AAA Games
  • About
Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

When is the right time to buy a Christmas tree
October 21, 2024October 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “When is it time to put up the Christmas tree?!” 🎄⏱️

Neva the indie game
October 20, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Neva: Masterpiece of an Adventure With a Mighty Artistic Sweep 🐺

Wavetale the indie game
October 20, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wavetale: Excellent Oceanic Romp With Soothing Sounds 🌊

A Sunny Corner by Jessica Hayllar
October 19, 2024October 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Sunny Corner: All Hail to Jessica Hayllar’s Sense of Tranquilty ☀️🌼

Cheese haiku
October 18, 2024October 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Cheese Extravangaza! 🧀

The Stolen Book Club where readers discuss stolen books
October 17, 2024October 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Stolen Book Club 📚 [Sponsored Post]

The joys of podcasts in bed
October 16, 2024October 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Falling Asleep to Podcasts 😴

Crisps lined up on a bed for a man to eat
October 15, 2024October 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I eat crisps in bed (the wife HATES it)!” 🛏️

An employee making a grievous error while visiting human resources
October 14, 2024October 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Role of Human Resources at Work (Dos and Don’ts) 👔

Echo The Oracle's Scroll the Playdate Metroidvania
October 13, 2024October 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Echo: The Oracle’s Scroll – Chilled Out Diddy Metroidvania 📜

Bzzzt the platformer indie game
October 13, 2024October 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bzzzt: Buzzing Arcade Platformer With Robots 🤖

The Christmas Rats
October 12, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Christmas Rats! 🐀

Potato Salad Inspection Services Ltd.
October 10, 2024October 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Potato Salad Inspection Services Ltd. 🥔🥗 [Sponsored Post]

Mars Attacks the 1996 Tim Burton film
October 9, 2024October 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mars Attacks! Curious Oddball Sci-Fi Satire Romp🔴👽

When a man hates opera - but likes beer
October 8, 2024October 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DRINKS BEER at the opera!” 🎭🍺

Less Miserables the book
October 7, 2024October 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Less Miserables: Great Books That Never Were 😔

Bear & Breakfast
October 6, 2024October 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bear & Breakfast: The Cute and COSY Management Sim🐻

What the Car?
October 6, 2024October 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

WHAT THE CAR? Absurdly Fun Vehicle-Based Shenanigans 🚗❓

Captain Hangover comes to visit Santa Claus
October 5, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Captain Hangover Visits for Tea 🍸🥴

Katelyn Ohashi is Queen
October 4, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Awesomeness of Katelyn Ohashi 🤸👑

Psychopathic Shampoo
October 3, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Psychopathic Shampoo 🧴🪓 [Sponsored Post]

Primal season 1 the animated prehistoric show
October 2, 2024October 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Primal: Prehistoric Animation With Man and Dino 🦖🪨

Employers must not tolerate workplace lateness
October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With Workplace Lateness (AGGRESSIVELY) ⏱️

A man scared of Halloween things
September 30, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of Halloween” 🎃

Cookie Clicker the idle game
September 29, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cookie Clicker: The Absurd, Brilliant Satirical Idle Click-a-Thon 🍪

Leaf Blower Revolution the idle game
September 29, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Leaf Blower Revolution: Autumnal Idle Game With Leaves 🍂

Santa has run out of milk hellish panic awaits
September 28, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Factory Runs Out of Milk 🥛

Terrible autumnal haiku
September 27, 2024September 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Horrific Autumnal Poetry Special 🍂

Chainsaw Opera venue
September 26, 2024September 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Chainsaw Opera: REVOLUTIONARY Music Venue 🎻🪚 [Sponsored Post]

You Are Good film podcast
September 25, 2024September 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

You Are Good: The Feel Great Film Podcast 🌈📽️

Leaves of Crass the profane poetry book
September 24, 2024September 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Leaves of Crass: Great Poetry Books That Never Were 🍂

When a woman is the main relationship money earner
September 23, 2024September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife EARNS MORE and my masculinity is threatened!”

My Memory of Us WWII game
September 22, 2024September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

My Memory of Us: Robotic WWII Allegory With Sir Patrick Stewart 🤖

The Shrouded Isle indie game
September 22, 2024September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Shrouded Isle: Become a Cult Leader and Go Mental 🕯️

Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker
September 21, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker 🎉

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd.
September 19, 2024September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd. [Sponsored Post] 🪐🛳️🗻

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History podcast
September 18, 2024September 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History Podcast ⚔️🏰⚒️

The Lord of the Syringes fantasy novel
September 17, 2024September 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Syringes: Great Books That Never Were 💉

Posts navigation

Older posts
Newer posts

Follow Professional Moron on WordPress.com
  • Bluesky
  • Facebook
  • YouTube

Popular Posts

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!
Agony Aunt: "How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?"
Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049
Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)
Notes on the "Lost German Girl" of Post-WWII
Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)
The Terminator: It'll Be Back (for another showing on TV)
Black Hole Removal Services Ltd. ⚫ [Sponsored Post]
How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)
The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

Need Something?

Complete PM History

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2026. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com

Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy
 

Loading Comments...