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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Notes on Mozart's personality
September 16, 2024October 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Mozart’s Personality 🎵♯♭

Human Resource Machine by Tomorrow Corporation
September 15, 2024September 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Human Resource Machine: Unique Puzzle Programming Concept 👔

Dale and Dawson Stationery Supplies video game
September 15, 2024September 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies: Work Harder, You Communists! 🗂️

The Simpsons family outside their home in Springfield
September 14, 2024September 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Simpsons’ Peak Brilliance is Still the Best 🍩

Santa and the evil Christmas cracker
September 13, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Evil Christmas Cracker Crisis 🎁

Giraffe go-karting
September 12, 2024September 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Giraffe Go-Karting 🦒 [Sponsored Post]

Mozart's Rondo alla Turca (Turkish March)
September 11, 2024September 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Elegance of Mozart’s Rondo alla Turca (Turkish March) 🎵

50 Shades of Hay a romance novel with dried grass
September 10, 2024September 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

50 Shades of Hay – A PROPER Romance Novel 🚜🌾🧑🏼‍🌾

A husband's ham and jam sandwich addiction
September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband only eats ham and jam sandwiches!” 🥪🍓

Sunless Skies the Sovereign Edition
September 8, 2024September 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sunless Skies: Sovereign Edition RPG With Victorian Goth 🎡💂🏼‍♂️🇬🇧

The Falconeer indie game
September 8, 2024September 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Falconeer: Aerial Combat With Birds and Guns That Go Boom 🦅

Papillon book by Henri Charrière
September 7, 2024September 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Papillon by Henri Charrière 🦋⚖️

An employee drenched in tattoos posing a threat to capitalism
September 6, 2024September 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tattoos at Work: The DRACONIAN Law on Employees With Ink 😡

Rainbow Inspection Enterprises Ltd.
September 5, 2024September 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Rainbow Inspection Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post] 🏗️🌈

Alien Romulus
September 4, 2024September 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Romulus: Enjoyable Space Lark With Monsters 👽

Santa Claus terrified with an explosion and a scary Christmas pudding behind him
September 3, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Psychotically Sentient Christmas Pudding 🍮

When the family dog BETRAYS the family things turn nasty
September 2, 2024September 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The family dog has BETRAYED us!” 🐶

Zero Zero: Perfect Stop train sim Playdate game
September 1, 2024September 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Zero Zero: Perfect Stop is a Choo Choo Game 🚃

Faraway Fairway on the Playdate
September 1, 2024September 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Faraway Fairway: Mental Health Golf With Lots of Love ⛳

Hokusai's Fuji art book
August 31, 2024September 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hokusai’s Fuji: Woodblock Art Book Review🗻

Heart of Dorkness
August 30, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Heart of Dorkness – Great Novels That Never Were 🤓

Knuckle Boom Rehabilitation Centre
August 29, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Boom Rehabilitation Centre 🏗️👷‍♂️ [Sponsored Post]

Michael Moschen's The Triangle
August 28, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Triangle – Michael Moschen’s Juggling Masterclass 🤹‍♂️🔺

The hellish world of family fueds and family members bickering in beautiful locations
August 27, 2024August 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re having a family feud! HELP!” 🤬👪🤬

Pizza at work as a company perk
August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza at Work: How to ENGAGE Staff With Cheap Gimmicks 🍕

The curse of saying like too much in a relationship
August 12, 2024August 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend, like, says I say ‘like’ too much…”

Octopath Traveler the Square Enix RPG
August 11, 2024August 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Octopath Traveler: Voxel-Style Overhaul of ’90s Era RPGs 👾

Moonlighter the indie game
August 11, 2024August 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Moonlighter: Multi-Genre Time of it With Charm and Sales Hustle 🤑

The Balloon by Paul Klee
August 10, 2024August 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Paul Klee and Der Luftballon (art theory and hot air balloons)🎈

Stomachs rumbling at work during a business meeting
August 9, 2024August 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Stomach Rumbling at Work: Another Draconian Employment Law Guide 🧑‍💼

Tiger for a Receptionist Services Ltd.
August 8, 2024August 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tiger for a Receptionist Services Ltd. 🐅 [Sponsored Post]

SPACEPLAN soundtrack by Logan Gabriel
August 7, 2024November 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

SPACEPLAN’s Soundtrack is a Cosmic Beauty 🪐🌌

James and the Giant But Boring Speech
August 6, 2024August 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant But Boring Speech: Great Books That Never Were 🥱

Trainers are the first sign of relationship problems
August 5, 2024August 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my boyfriend obsessed with trainers?” 👟

Thank Goodness You're Here! the comedy indie game
August 4, 2024August 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Thank Goodness You’re Here! Tally, Bally Ho of a Comedy Romp! 🇬🇧

Canvas of Kings the map making game
August 4, 2024August 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Canvas of Kings: Striking Historical Map Making Jaunt 🗺️

Cool Kim Ye-ji manga
August 3, 2024August 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Kim Ye-ji and the Art of Being Cool

Men wearing pink shirts to the office guide
July 30, 2024July 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Manly Men Wearing Pink Shirts at Work Employment Law Guide 👚

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