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Virtual Boy Nintendo Classics on the Switch 2
February 22, 2026February 22, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Virtual Boy on the Nintendo Switch 2 👾

Bye Bye Badman and the Paris Student Riots
February 21, 2026February 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bye Bye Badman and the Paris Student Riots of May 1968 🍋

The sneezing security guard
May 2, 2024May 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Sneezing Security Guard 🤧 [Sponsored Post]

Pearl the 2022 horror film
May 1, 2024April 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pearl: Excellent Psychological Horror With Dancing 🪓💃

A manager with a mullet in a corporate working environment
April 30, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mullets at Work: The Laws Regarding Hairdo Abominations

When a husband grows a terrible mullet it looks like this
April 29, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has grown a mullet…” 💈

The original Game Boy by Nintendo
April 28, 2024April 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game Boy: Tribute to the Original Handheld Legend

April 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Daily Disaster: The Celeb Cellulite (and news) Tabloid 📰 [Sponsored Post]

Bottom Exposed the documentary about the sitcom Bottom
April 24, 2024April 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bottom Exposed: Moving Tribute to Cult Classic Sitcom 🏏🩲👊

Madame Bovril the book
April 23, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovril: Great Books That Never Were 💘👗

The husband obsessed with melting lots of cheese
April 22, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with melting cheese!” 🧀

The Botanist interactive comic game on the Playdate
April 21, 2024April 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Botanist: Unique Interactive Sci-Fi Comic Thingy 🌌🪴

Mega Dystopia Micro Architect - MDMA - on the Playdate
April 21, 2024April 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mega Dystopia Micro Architect (MDMA) is a Chillout Mini-City-Builder 🏙️

MoroniCast episode 18 about people saying "back in my day" and complaining
April 20, 2024April 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #18: Back in My Day Syndrome (everything wrong with the world in 20 mins)

£19.84 the novel
April 19, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

£19.84: Great Books That Never Were 💸

The Angriest Man of the Year Competition
April 18, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Angriest Man of the Year Competition 2024 [Sponsored Post]

April 17, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #12: Battle of the Conversational Fillers 💬

A woman swearing at work during a meeting
April 16, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing at Work: How to Control Workplace Profanity (You SOB) 🤬

A man has ripped his top off in England due to the first hint of sunlight
April 15, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! First Hint of Spring and Horde of British Men Rip Tops Off 🌞

Mars After Midnight the alien indie game
April 14, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mars After Midnight: Run a Late-Night Intergalactic Community Support Centre 🪐🌃

The Playdate yellow handheld console
April 14, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Playdate Console Review: Crank Up the Fun on the Run! 🟨

How Late it Was, How Late by James Kelman
April 13, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How Late it Was, How Late by James Kelman ⌚

Withering Fights the novel
April 12, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Withering Fights: Great Books That Never Were 👊⚽

The Woke Mop designed to DESTROY the woke mob
April 11, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Woke Mop: To Wipe Away the Wokeness Stain on Society [Sponsored Post] 🧹🧽👑🇬🇧

The Gobber - an English football hooligan whom likes to spit
April 10, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #11: The Gobber (lessons in machismo) 🤬⚽🍺

A man with stubble that makes for a black pepper substitute
April 9, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is selling stubble as ‘black pepper’!” 💰

April 8, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Baked Beans Bazooka (and/or cannon) 🧨🔥💣

The history of platform games from the 1980s to now
April 7, 2024April 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Platform Games: From Space Panic, to Mario, and Metroidvania 🕹

Standing Here song by The Stone Roses
April 6, 2024April 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Standing Here: Uplifting, Punchy Stone Roses With Classic Outro 🍋

The Convict Choir with a line of singing hardened criminals
April 4, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Beautiful Harmonies of the Menacing Convict Choir 🚨🚓👮 [Sponsored Post]

When the Wind Blows the 1986 animated film
April 3, 2024April 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

When the Wind Blows: Depicting the Devastation of Nuclear War

A lot of jam for when a husband starts a jam business
April 2, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has started a jam business!” 🫙🍓

April 1, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Potato Art Exhibition Ends in Riots 🥔🎨🔥

Heavenly Bodies the video game
March 31, 2024March 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Heavenly Bodies: Enjoy Weightless Motion in Groovy Space Romp 🌌

Frog's Adventure the video game
March 31, 2024March 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Frog’s Adventure: Point-and-Ribbit Your Way to Fun 🐸

Effacer Hangman: From the 25th Century video game on the Philips CD-i
March 30, 2024March 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Some Weird (and intriguing) Philips CD-i Games to Gawp At 🙌

March 29, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wearing Dressing Gowns at Work (Austere Business Guide) 😑

March 28, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sushbean: The Baked Beans Sushi Restaurant 🍣🫘 [Sponsored Post]

March 27, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #10: Jupiter Arguing With Asteroids 🌌☄️

March 26, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband eats too many instant noodles!” 🍜

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