Tag: Agony Aunt
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I quit smoking?”
Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I still do chivalry towards hot birds?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend leaves stubble all over the sink!”
Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”
Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”
Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”
Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”
Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”
