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Tag: Agony Aunt

I have many children, but should I birth more
August 17, 2026August 17, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I have 17 children, should I make it 18?” 👪

Mankind changed to Manking
July 28, 2026July 28, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband says ‘mankind’ can I divorce him?” 🧔‍♂️

When a man brushes his teeth then drinks orange juice
July 20, 2026July 20, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband brushes his teeth then drinks orange juice” 🍊

Suntan lotion is woke
June 29, 2026June 29, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Suntan lotion is woke propaganda!” ⛱️☀️🌅

A boyfriend vaping very heavily and annoying everyone in society
June 15, 2026June 15, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend’s vaping angers citizens…” 💨

Men and heatwave underpants
May 25, 2026May 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband in his underwear in a heatwave…” ☀️🩲

Techno as a sleep assistant
May 19, 2026May 19, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend listens to TECHNO music for sleep!” 📻

Can Touch Typing Get Men a Date
May 4, 2026May 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Are keyboard touch typing skills ATTRACTIVE!?” ⌨️

Using an umbrella creates a masculinity crisis
April 27, 2026April 27, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband REFUSES to use umbrella in the rain!” ☔

My boyfriend has a pet wildebeest
March 3, 2026March 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend has a pet wildebeest!” 🐂

When you're addicted to calling everyone bro
February 17, 2026February 17, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t stop calling everyone ‘bro’!” 😎

Washing hands after using the toilet is unnecessary
January 27, 2026January 27, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I don’t wash my hands after I pee…” 🚽

The Horror of Coffee Grounds
January 20, 2026January 20, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband REFUSES to clear away COFFEE GROUNDS!” ☕

Husbands STINKS the house out with KIPPERS!
January 6, 2026January 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband STINKS the house out with KIPPERS!” 🐟

Husband buys wife a pet goat for Christmas
December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” 🐐

A man performative reading to try and impress a woman
December 8, 2025December 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Will performative reading bag me the babes?!” 📚

When your boyfriend uses ketchup all over everything
November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” 🍅

The joys of tiger parenting
November 10, 2025November 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re TIGER parents and bloody proud of it, too!” 🐯

When all a man wants to eat is garlic bread
November 3, 2025November 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Garlic bread diet concerns the wife” 🧄

Husband whistles too much it's annoying
October 20, 2025October 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband WHISTLES too much!!!” 😮‍💨

Beaded door curtains are the sign of a failed marriage
October 6, 2025October 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife LOVES beaded door curtains!” 🚪

Tinned soup for every meal
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” 🥫

The horror of an unmade bed in a relationship
September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend can’t make the bed!” 🛏️

A bald human male afraid of a lightbulb
September 8, 2025September 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband always leaves lights on in the house!” 💡

Husband hogs the remote control
August 25, 2025August 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “MY HUSBAND HOGS THE REMOTE CONTROL!!!” 📺

Boyfriend eats dog food
August 18, 2025August 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend keeps eating dog food…” 🐶

How kids can handle strict parents
July 28, 2025July 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Mummy and daddy are VERY STRICT what do I do!?” 😡

Why Playing Games on Hard mode Doesn’t automatically lead to being an alpha male
July 21, 2025July 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I play games on Hard Mode, why aren’t babes lining up!?” 💪

When your boyfriend gets you a pet wasp
July 15, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend got me a pet wasp… WTF?!” 🐝

Husband's chronic phone addiction problem
July 8, 2025July 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband checks his phone constantly 24/7 WTF!?” 📱

Are cold showers manly?
July 1, 2025July 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do cold showers make me MANLY?!” 🚿💪

Do women find nose hair attractive?
June 24, 2025June 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do women find nose hair attractive?” 🥸

Find the AI of your dreams in a romantic relationship
June 17, 2025June 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’ve replaced my husband with an AI chatbot…” 🤖

Husbands in a pub with pints of ale
June 9, 2025June 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband spends too much time in The Pub!” 🍻

When is it time to destroy your boyfriend's belongings?
May 19, 2025May 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend is annoying, should I burn his belongings?” 🔥

Wash your hands - or not?
May 12, 2025May 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DOESN’T WASH HANDS after using the bathroom!” 🚹

The Skinhead Lawn Mowing Movement for a skinhead lawn
April 28, 2025April 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s MAD skinhead lawn mowing obsession!” 🏡

Annoying man being fussy in a coffee shop
April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Fussy husband is EMBARRASSING in coffee shops!” ☕

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