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Tag: Cabbage

Moral Panic Services Enterprises Ltd.
May 8, 2025May 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Moral Panic Services Enterprises Ltd. 😨 [Sponsored Post]

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd.
January 18, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Speed boat and a banana boat on the ocean
January 19, 2018August 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cabbage Boat (better than a banana boat)

Classic albums with cabbage in the title
September 5, 2017September 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Albums Improved By Adding “Cabbage” Into the Title

The Walking Dead
November 13, 2013January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Walking Dead: Let Us Groan Our Way to the TV

Notes on the Queen's Speech
December 24, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Speech: Our Predictions on Ma’am’s Words

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