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Happiness by Steve Cutts
August 24, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Happiness: Relatable Depiction of the Rat Race by Steve Cutts

Buy Cement Now!
February 24, 2022February 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Buy Cement! Now! NOW!! NOW!!! [Sponsored Post]

An escalator
August 23, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Escalacalculator (all-in-one mathematics & movement)

A sword glowing in the sunlight
June 19, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

First come, first severed: The Most Violent Saying Ever

Missiles
March 27, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

Owl
February 22, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

The CushIron
September 19, 2016November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!

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