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Mohawk and Headphone Jack
September 8, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mohawk & Headphone Jack: Forgotten SNES Non-Masterpiece

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019May 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

Mustard and ketchup
July 19, 2018July 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

Man showing off playing a guitar
November 24, 2017November 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Rock Bands Renamed for the Better

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July 17, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Fashionistas & Hipsters: Forget Skinny Jeans – It’s Thyme For Skinny Socks!

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