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Tag: Cows

A cow
February 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons
February 3, 2018March 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons

Women who hate football
September 21, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”

April 1, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowmobile

January 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

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August 19, 2012November 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

I am a Moo Cow

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