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Tag: Family

A green toy soldier for kids
6 days ago July 15, 2019July 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bazookio (the family-friendly bazooka!)

The Twits by Roald Dahl
1 week ago July 13, 2019July 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Twits by Roald Dahl

The BFG - 1989
June 19, 2019June 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The BFG: 1989’s Take on Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Classic

The First Tree
April 28, 2019April 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The First Tree: Pensive Romp Through Emotions & Time

Bird Photo Booth 2.0
March 28, 2019March 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Bird Photo Booth 2.0 & Ostdrossel’s Fabulous Hungry Birds

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

Christmas
December 24, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

Grief Is The Thing With Feathers by Max Porter
November 10, 2018April 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Grief Is The Thing With Feathers by Max Porter

Sofa
November 6, 2018November 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Dinner party
October 9, 2018October 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Host a Dinner Party

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
September 22, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich

Kite of Doom
August 27, 2018August 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Kite of Doom (a kite specialising in doom)

Paper fortune tellers
July 18, 2018February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Paper Fortune Tellers: How to Make These Predicting Things

Husband and wife
July 12, 2018July 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

Bloodchild by Octavia Butler
June 9, 2018June 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Octavia Butler: Bloodchild (Moonshake Books Review)

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

The Simpsons
February 19, 2018February 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Simpering Sons (better than The Simpsons)

Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons
February 3, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons

Guitar from a rock band
November 20, 2017November 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Band of Mothers

Christmas Donner Kebab
November 7, 2017November 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab

Pram with a battering ram on it
September 22, 2017September 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

Bleach balls - everyone is happy with bleach involved
July 11, 2017July 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!

How to Name Your Baby Guide
July 7, 2017July 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How to Name Your Baby (with help from Professional Moron!)

A ladle and a ladder
June 15, 2017June 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Laddler (a ladle and ladder all-in-one)

Manchester duck race
March 2, 2016March 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Manchester Duck Race: All Hail Charity Fun With Ducks!

Santa Claus Column
December 18, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter #2

Santa Claus Official Column
December 8, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter

One Hundred Years of Solitude
July 19, 2015January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Kenzaburo Oe A Pesonal Matter
March 8, 2015January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Personal Matter by Kenzaburō Ōe

January 23, 2015January 23, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Hungry Hungry Hippos

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