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Tag: Family

Knightmare TV show
January 17, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Knightmare: Cult Classic British Blue Screen Kids TV Done Proper

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020January 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Pingu
January 1, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pingu: Familial Anthropomorphic Penguin Activities Show

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Mr. Bumap by Roger Hargreaves
December 28, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Men by Roger Hargreaves

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

Bear and Wolf by Daniel Salmieri
November 23, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bear and Wolf by Daniel Salmieri

A woman eating her food with a fork, probably a romantic dinner
November 7, 2019November 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”

The Big Journey
November 3, 2019November 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Big Journey: Twee Cat Romp With Tilt Controls

Hey You, Pikachu!
October 20, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hey You, Pikachu! Innovative Pet Simulation Thing on the N64

Owl Moon by Jane Yolen
September 7, 2019September 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Owl Moon by Jane Yolen

GNOG
August 18, 2019August 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

GNOG: Super Amazeballs Fun Puzzler Musical Buster 64

The Professional Moron Festival
August 15, 2019August 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Festival: Three Hours of Stupidity

A green toy soldier for kids
July 15, 2019July 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bazookio (the family-friendly bazooka!)

The Twits by Roald Dahl
July 13, 2019July 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Twits by Roald Dahl

The BFG - 1989
June 19, 2019February 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The BFG: 1989’s Take on Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Classic

The First Tree
April 28, 2019April 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The First Tree: Pensive Romp Through Emotions & Time

Bird Photo Booth 2.0
March 28, 2019March 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Bird Photo Booth 2.0 & Ostdrossel’s Fabulous Hungry Birds

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

Christmas
December 24, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

Grief Is The Thing With Feathers by Max Porter
November 10, 2018April 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Grief Is The Thing With Feathers by Max Porter

Sofa
November 6, 2018November 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Dinner party
October 9, 2018October 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Host a Dinner Party

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
September 22, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich

Kite of Doom
August 27, 2018August 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Kite of Doom (a kite specialising in doom)

Paper fortune tellers
July 18, 2018February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Paper Fortune Tellers: How to Make These Predicting Things

Husband and wife
July 12, 2018July 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

Bloodchild by Octavia Butler
June 9, 2018June 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Octavia Butler: Bloodchild (Moonshake Books Review)

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

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