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Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

Laura's Lopsided Lemonade Stand
April 21, 2022April 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Laura’s Lopsided Lemonade Stand [Sponsored Post]

Happy Hank's Holidays & Halitosis Ltd.
March 31, 2022March 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

“Happy” Hank’s Holidays & Halitosis Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A bottle of Ribena
December 16, 2021December 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ribena: Fruit Squash That Bolstered Many a Childhood

The first picture of a human being
October 26, 2021October 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The First Photographs from History (the 19th century)

The Cookie Monster holding cookies
October 1, 2021October 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Cookie Monster: Tribute to This Most Depraved Blue Being

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

A cartoon Christmas pudding
July 16, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Pudding: Ultimate Dessert Packs a Fiery Punch

Mince pies piled on top of each other
June 11, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mince Pies: Christmas Desserts Served in Foil Cases

A Boglin toy in its cage box
June 10, 2021June 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boglins: Mattel’s Goblin-Themed ’80s Toys Are a Laugh

The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle
May 29, 2021May 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

A man looking at his watch realising it's time to take his top off
April 9, 2021April 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband always walks around with his top off!”

March 30, 2021March 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lucille Bluth: Jessica Walter’s Finest Performance

A close up of some larva
March 23, 2021March 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have head lice!”

A pregnant woman sitting down holding her stomach with a dog at her feet.
February 2, 2021January 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”

Magical Place Toys R Us advert from 1990
February 1, 2021February 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Great Toys “R” Us Magical Place Christmas TV Advert Debate

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell
January 23, 2021March 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

Stig of the Dump bu Clive King
December 19, 2020December 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Stig of the Dump by Clive King

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

The Cheater's Guide to Love by Junot Díaz
November 21, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Cheater’s Guide to Love by Junot Díaz

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

The Raggy Dolls
October 14, 2020October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Raggy Dolls: A Fun Show For Kids About Rejects

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett
October 3, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett

A robotic dog.
September 21, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

The Wombles
September 9, 2020September 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Wombles: Cute Rodents That Saved Wimbledon

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
August 15, 2020March 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

The Kings of Summer
August 12, 2020August 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Kings of Summer: Upbeat Romp Full of Youthful Energy

Garfield at Large
July 4, 2020July 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Garfield by Jim Davis

Sam's Sandwich by David Pelham
June 20, 2020June 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Sam’s Sandwich by David Pelham

Babe film from 1995
June 10, 2020June 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Babe: A Most Excellent Film About a Pig *OINK*

Danny, The Champion of the World by Roald Dahl
May 23, 2020March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Danny, the Champion of the World by Roald Dahl

James and the Giant Peach book cover
May 16, 2020March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

An American Tail: Amblin Entertainment Romp With Mice

The Borrowers by Mary Norton
April 18, 2020April 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Borrowers by Mary Norton

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

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