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A man looking at his watch realising it's time to take his top off
2 weeks ago April 9, 2021April 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband always walks around with his top off!”

March 30, 2021March 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lucille Bluth: Jessica Walter’s Finest Performance

A close up of some larva
March 23, 2021March 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have head lice!”

A pregnant woman sitting down holding her stomach with a dog at her feet.
February 2, 2021January 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”

Magical Place Toys R Us advert from 1990
February 1, 2021February 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Great Toys “R” Us Magical Place Christmas TV Advert Debate

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell
January 23, 2021March 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

Stig of the Dump bu Clive King
December 19, 2020December 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Stig of the Dump by Clive King

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

The Cheater's Guide to Love by Junot Díaz
November 21, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Cheater’s Guide to Love by Junot Díaz

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

The Raggy Dolls
October 14, 2020October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Raggy Dolls: A Fun Show For Kids About Rejects

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett
October 3, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett

A robotic dog.
September 21, 2020September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

The Wombles
September 9, 2020September 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Wombles: Cute Rodents That Saved Wimbledon

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
August 15, 2020March 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

The Kings of Summer
August 12, 2020August 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Kings of Summer: Upbeat Romp Full of Youthful Energy

Garfield at Large
July 4, 2020July 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Garfield by Jim Davis

Sam's Sandwich by David Pelham
June 20, 2020June 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Sam’s Sandwich by David Pelham

Babe film from 1995
June 10, 2020June 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Babe: A Most Excellent Film About a Pig *OINK*

Danny, The Champion of the World by Roald Dahl
May 23, 2020September 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Danny, the Champion of the World by Roald Dahl

James and the Giant Peach book cover
May 16, 2020May 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

An American Tail: Amblin Entertainment Romp With Mice

The Borrowers by Mary Norton
April 18, 2020April 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Borrowers by Mary Norton

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame
April 11, 2020April 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame

Where's Wally? By Martin Handford
April 4, 2020April 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Where’s Wally? by Martin Handford

A psychotic young boy holding a bloodstained axe
March 26, 2020March 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

Knightmare TV show
January 17, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Knightmare: Cult Classic British Blue Screen Kids TV Done Proper

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020March 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Pingu
January 1, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pingu: Familial Anthropomorphic Penguin Activities Show

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Mr. Bumap by Roger Hargreaves
December 28, 2019July 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Men by Roger Hargreaves

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