October 31, 2025October 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s AI Girlfriend *BZZT* 🥰

October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Joining a Dating App for ROMANCE 📱

December 9, 2024December 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Day of Many Explosions 💥🎅💥

November 22, 2024November 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ Rebrand DISASTER 🏄🎅

November 2, 2024November 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Stray Dog and the Teddy Bears 🐕🧸🎅

October 22, 2024October 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa Gets a Haircut 🎅💈

September 13, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Evil Christmas Cracker Crisis 🎁

September 3, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Psychotically Sentient Christmas Pudding 🍮

December 29, 2023December 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas is Arrested 🚔

December 8, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Mass Producing the PooStation 5 💩🎮

December 25, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Catastrophic Christmas Day Report 2022

December 9, 2022December 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hopscotch and the Drunken Christmas 2022 Brawl

October 28, 2022October 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Cantankerous Christmas Confusion

October 7, 2022October 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Return of the Gout (Oh My God)

September 30, 2022October 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bodybuilding Santa Does Steroids & Gets Ripped

September 16, 2022September 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Burgers, Librarians, and Camazotz the Death Bat

September 9, 2022September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: And so Begins the Road to Christmas 2022

January 3, 2022January 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #9: Santa Claus Gets Abducted!

December 13, 2021December 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Notes on Effective Leadership During Trying Times

December 7, 2021December 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Crush

November 29, 2021November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds

November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dandelion & Burdock (and space)

November 16, 2021November 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Mince Pie Eating Competition

November 8, 2021November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Does Some Paperwork

November 1, 2021November 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Paranoia About the Millennium Bug

October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

October 18, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

October 11, 2021October 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

May 1, 2020May 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

December 26, 2019April 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

December 9, 2019December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

November 18, 2019November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

November 4, 2019November 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

September 19, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

September 12, 2017September 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

December 13, 2012November 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

When Santa Got Stuck up the Chimney: The True Story

November 28, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

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