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Tag: Girlfriend

A love heart in a digital vortex
January 11, 2022March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Women Seeking Men

An upset girlfriend sitting on some autumn leaves
September 7, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

Romantic chocolates of love
September 12, 2019January 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

A couple in a relationship
June 14, 2018June 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”

Love Actually
March 12, 2012November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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