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Tag: Housework

Straw sweep
May 7, 2019May 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019January 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Kitchen and a sink with bottles
January 7, 2019January 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018May 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

The Ironing Board
December 10, 2015December 10, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Ironing Board

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