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Tag: Humans

Human sounds, such as boom
May 21, 2019May 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Animal Noises VS Human Noises

Spam
December 17, 2018December 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

Saved by the smell
January 9, 2017June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Saved by the smell

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

Dog nose
June 6, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Nosephones!

September 5, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Sock

March 4, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Animal Ratings: Cute vs Terrifying

November 29, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Life and Times of Mr. Moose

October 22, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Theoretical Debate: Human Fear Explained

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